#probably incorrect quote

[epherwillc]

chandra nalaar, age 22, very excited: this gatewatch thing is going to be great! we’re going to help so many people, and I’m going to figure things out with Gideon and Nissa, and-

chandra, age 25, very tired: i think I speak for everyone when I say the multiverse needs to chill the fuck out

[murmers-from-the-void]

"We like to think science has all the answers, but in the end it's just a bunch of unproveable nonsense. I suggest something based more in reality...religious magic!"

-Sorcerio of Dreamland

[epherwillc]

elesh norn: i will show the multiverse the glory of phyrexia, and they will willingly bow to the process of compleation!

urabrask: this is a major HR disaster in the making and you know it

[epherwillc]

caesar: excellent, the ncr is on the run and house’s robots are set to be destroyed, and -

the courier:

caesar: where is that doom music coming from

the courier, moving out of the shadows:

caesar: why do I hear a chainsaw