#probably todd

[galaxycakecuddles]

[At a party]

Me: so, tell me about yourself.

Them: you know that Netflix show about the depressed horse, Bojack Horseman?

Me: yeah?

Them: I connect spiritually to the horse.

Me: [already gone; have taken the breadsticks from the kitchen for the sake of the old joke]

[teleportingoctopi]

dexter is so fucking mad at bliss and idk why rn liek god damn dexter stop being so fucking salty will you?  she is an a b u s e d soul.  she can’t even get out of her awful situation.  stop being so bitter ughughugh dexter is going to end up murdering someone.  i just know it.