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Tim: "How are we already out of milk? I went shopping yesterday."

*heads slowly turn to Bart*

Bart: "Wow! Okay! So just cuz I'm a speedster ya'll assume it was me?? I see how it is!!"

Tim, evenly: "Bart."

Bart:"..."

Bart: "You never said the milk was off limits!!"

Tim: "Cuz it's not!! You can have some milk just don't drink three goddamn gallons-"

Kon, choking on his drink: "THREE GALLONS??? BART HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DRINK THREE GALLONS OF MILK??"

Bart, screeching indignantly: "I WAS THIRSTY!!"

Kon: "AND BROKE ALL YOUR BONES, TOO? WHO NEEDS THREE GALLONS OF MILK-"

Bart: "STOP FOOD SHAMING ME!"

Tim and Kon: "STOP DRINKING THREE GALLONS OF MILK IN A DAY!!"

Many years later, the teenage Bingqiu cultivator son is excited about his first IAC. He is a strong, talented boy, and has virtually no demonic traits whatsoever, which means that his place in the righteous sect is not diminished by his heritage.

Shen Qingqiu is happy, and although his husband is anxious —which is obvious, Binghe doesn't have any very good memories of his own IAC—, he trusts his own son, that he's strong and capable, and according to Airplane, there's no demonic beast too much OP or attack planned for this year. Great! His boy will shine and put on a magnificent show!!

... So, on the morning of the IAC, Shen Qingqiu wakes up to a notification from the System. The System, silent for the past long years, now just—

[ The Host wants to activate the Main Quest «Pride Immortal Demon Way - The Sequel!»?]

[ The Main Quest contains: “Endless Horror! Endless Betrayal!”, “Baby Stallion: On the rise!”, “Repeated Nightmare → Couples Therapy!”, “First steps of the Future New Protagonist!!”, “A heart so broken that readers just can cry” ]

[ The Main Quest contains: recovery of the main tag “scum villain”!!, change of user of the “Protagonist Halo”, reactivation of OOC-blocked commands, add the tags: hopelessness, tragedy, fake amnesia, separation, angst, post-tearful reconciliation, identity reveal, relentless search ]

[ The Main Quest unlock the following locations: Endless Abyss. ]

[ Yes/Yes ]

#svsss #svsss ideas #mxtx svsss #svsss au #bingqiu #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #bingqiu son #I'll cry if I have to write this #probably won't #or do it with PMS

about your outlaws...

ik at that point the "souljams" are probably nothing more than decoration and you put them there bc that's where they look good.... but i really like the idea of sm and pv fighting to the death over beltbuckles

shmilk would

You're a genious. You're making me want to develop this au further

#milkweed rants #Probably won't #My first flop in a couple of days #Will never recover from this