Rogues be like

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Rogues be like
Not trying to accuse anyone of anything, but if the only thing I can get my audience to engage in as a writer/storyteller is the gender, race, or sexuality of a character, then I have fundamentally failed at creating a story worth hearing.
Similarly, if I need to have characters that are the same gender/race/sexuality as me to appreciate a piece of media, that media probably isn’t right for me.
Rolling death saves be like
Wizard PCs be like
If you have a party of all druids with animal friendship, you could potentially have a party of 30-50 wild boars
Give Monks d12 Hit Dice
Barbarians are peak physical warriors. They are incredibly strong and resilient, and their hit dice reflect this.
Monks are peak physical warriors. They undergo rigorous physical training to master martial arts and reach peak performance.... and have a d8 hit dice?
Even mechanically, Barbarians and Monks get a lot of similar features- both get unarmored movement bonuses, unarmored defense, ways to increase their DPR with a secondary resource, and their expected damage output is even pretty close across all levels.
But despite this, Monk’s have the lowest hit dice of any Martial class.
New DnD meme format incoming!