#probablywerewolfrpgideas

[beastroot]

i'm throwing all your ketchup into a lake as a type this

anna i swear to god i will fight you so help me

what does it take. what does it take to show you that ketchup is good

[whyisbarrybannedfromthekitchen]

Barry is banned from the kitchen because he doesn't know when shrimp heaven is.

SHRIMP

HEAVEN

N O W 

[whyisbarrybannedfromthekitchen]

Yesterday my players came over for D&D until they gave up and decided to bake cupcakes. Now, the recipe SAID "1/2 tsp of vanilla extract." Someone misread and put in A TABLESPOON OF ALMOND EXTRACT. Then they under-cooked it, the cupcakes caved in on themselves, and it was b a d. I'm sure at least one of them is Barry in disguise

good god that sounds incredibly terrible and im sorry your entire dnd group was possessed/cursed by barry/barrys shit cooking skills LMAO

[beastroot]

📔📻👾📺 and 4, 5, 9

get to know me asks

📔 do you keep a traditional diary

nope!

📻 fav song currently

prolly find my way by khai dreams & atwood (though this changes on at least a biweekly basis)

👾 do you believe in aliens

ofc. i find it very hard to believe that no one else is out there

📺 fav anime

i really love fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood ..

dungeons and dragons asks

4. how many times have you been dungeon master?

four times i think

5. what is your favorite race?

call me predictable but homebrew skeletons are incredibly good

9. what is the funniest thing anyone has ever said in a d&d session you’ve played in?

oooo this is a hard one. i think one of the funniest moments ever was the reveal of fantasy 7/11 in sept for disaster. all the players fucking lost it and it was one of the greatest moments of my dming career bc of how i had been building up to it for literal months

[ruffboi-mags]

@probablywerewolfrpgideas replied to your post “Wait I just got a bunch of new followers and now an anon. DOES THIS...”

vore a lemon

@probablywerewolfrpgideas replied to your post “Wait I just got a bunch of new followers and now an anon. DOES THIS...”

ultimate one-up

OH GOD NO

[strawbebbynya]

toss me one mate

obviously a shifter come on. a half elf lycanthrope fighter/fist fighter. easily in control of your lycanthropy, you can use your claws and superhuman strength to easily incapacitate your opponents, and keep company with the wild animals that surround your village.

[taako-tm]

do a backflip

Do a backflip? Just do a backflip? 

I’m, I’m not one of Maggie’s dogs, Taako doesn’t just backflip on command, cha’boy only backflips when he feels like it. 

And right now I’m very comfortable where I am, thank you very much. 

[leon-the-artificer]

@probablywerewolfrpgideas replied to your post “completely groundless thing that’s worked its way into my head: in...”

i read somewhere (cant remember where) that a group of ravens was called a "conspiracy" SO

YOU HAVE JUST GIVEN ME THE BEST AU IDEA EVER

krav, jules, sloane, and hurley have a conspiracy theory vlog, in the style of buzzfeed unsolved. the ipre have a supernatural theory vlog, also in the style of buzzfeed unsolved. 

they are sworn enemies.

(until there’s some romeo and juliet bs and the conspiracy team yells at kravitz for being weak while the ipre do the same to magnus)