#probuscus

[gorps]

[anothermarkiplierfan]

Animal expert: Okay kids, this animal we have here is called a polar bear! It's a carnivore largely found within the arctic circle. Some of its prominent features are it's short tail, long claws and-

Mark: Where's the probuscus?

Animal expert: *sighs* Mark, for the last time Polar Bears do not have a probuscus. Neither do crocodiles, or snails, or anything else we will see today!

Mark: ...

Mark: So is that dangly thing in the back the probuscus?

Animal Expert: *Facepalms*

[keepsayingit]