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daroos replied to your photo “I HAVE MASTERED EMULSIFICATION. It turns out it’s super easy when you...”

TOUMMMMMMM. It's not supposed to be complex so much as "Punch you in the nuts and slap your face around GARLIC" so like, sounds like you did it right.

I mean, it definitely is that. Though it’s a more delicate heat than I was expecting given previous experience! 

greenestcoat replied to your photo “I HAVE MASTERED EMULSIFICATION. It turns out it’s super easy when you...”

Toum is SO GOOD. What are you eating it on? Are you prepared to smell like garlic for the next three days?

I keep looking at it and going “Oh...this is why people put mayonnaise on things.” I don’t like mayo at ALL but everything I’m thinking of putting it on, from hamburgers to @jeblaguejeblog’s suggestion of french fries, is something that people use mayo for. THIS IS WHAT LIFE CAN BE WHEN MAYO TASTES GOOD. 

perminas replied to your link “Free 4-Piece Chicken Nuggets at Wendy's”

bold attempt to reclaim nug this close to 4/20.

That was my first thought as well but it may just be a bold and slightly belated attempt to cash in on 420. It feels like marketing for it really took off this year in a way it hasn’t in other years, and some brands didn’t manage to catch up in time. 

procrastinatingfeminist replied to your post “SAM. SAM. SAM. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. I CAN'T LINK THINGS IN AN ASK...”

Sam, your don't have a firstborn, but you do have a Dearborn. You'll still have your other daughter. *insert evol cakcle* :-)

NO. MY BABY DAUGHTER. She doesn’t understand hedge funds! I can’t trade her for a fictional hedge fund manager! 

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I love your snarky patterns and already bought a bunch I would like to try on gumroad! I think you might single-handedly be responsible in me finally following up on a hobby to the point of actually completing a piece :-) Much love and appreciation!

Get those stitches done! We can’t wait to see what you finish.

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procrastinatingfeminist replied to your photo: copperbadge: missbuster: artdecoblog: ...

The cover blurb: “The Copperbadge and Ghost PI Agency” growing reputation allows them to move to a better location. The suspiciously affordable rent on the new rooms seems fishy, but aside from the usual combination of human greed and incompetence nothing seems to be out of order. Until the dapper duo is presented with an unexpected price-tag - they have to solve the mystery of the killer fridge and exorcise a murder wall, before they can start taking new cases again.“

plot twist: the murder wall was framed *rim shot in the distance*

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tyrannosaurus-trainwreck replied to your photoset “A little while ago, Anything Painted On Canvas contacted me with an...”

Was the draped vs. undraped choice a hard one? :D

I went with semi-nude, in that they are still wearing collars :D 

procrastinatingfeminist replied to your photoset “A little while ago, Anything Painted On Canvas contacted me with an...”

Oh my gosh, the portrait is so lovely! The background is nicely chosen, definitely better stylistic choice than the original in the photo. Though would have been fun, if it were a spoof on baroque royal family portraits, with the Cryptids decked out in velvety bows and lacy collars :-)

I should have thought of that sooner! One of my coworkers said the same, that they’d get their dog done with a big Shakespearean ruff. 

arukou-arukou replied to your photoset “A little while ago, Anything Painted On Canvas contacted me with an...”

Polk looks even more punk in the painting.

She just gets punker! Also I hear you are doing calligraphy for Anything Painted On Canvas, that sounds awesome! 

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procrastinatingfeminist replied to your post “baffledkingcomposinghallelujah replied to your post “[ASM I CALL YOU...”

Fuck. I clicked on the video link bc I wanted to get an impression, what ASMR is about and after two minutes got lightheaded. Normal notebook speakers, mind you, not even headphones. *sideeye* That was a creepy experience, let me tell you.

It can be super unsettling the first time you listen! 

If it’s any help, that’s similar to what happens to me sometimes -- I’ll get a little lightheaded for a couple of minutes, and then it feels like my brain “settles” and I can focus much better. It’s why I often listen at work, because of the increased ability to focus. 

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How formal is formal, are we talking no pants for women, or only cocktail dresses or coud you get away with a skirt and a blouse - certain requirements in clothing style? How extensive are the back tattoos, is low cut neck line okay, are short sleeves enough to cover up, or floaty cap sleeves? How warm is the weather? A picture of the boots could help. Do you want to buy sth new, or do you need help at putting sth together from your existing wardrobe?

Actually I have no idea how formal but knowing my cousin and niece, not that formal since a) the tropics and b) tiny island in the tropics (labuan island is blasted hot yo)....

I can get away with short/cap sleeves but my biceps are an issue for factory templates *flexes guns* and I prefer medium necklines

I mean, gotta be neat for church and the dinner will be at a hotel.

I have only got star wars full circle skirt, doc martens floral boots in nightshade (sorry, on mobile), too many graphic t shirts, a black nightclubbing sheath dress, faux jeans and khaki cargo trousers...and a knit bolero i usually pair with sleeveless items...

Shit, I need to go shopping or hit up the tailor! *yells*

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procrastinatingfeminist replied to your post: Like A Fool, I Am Boiling UHT Coconut Milk To...

Oh Levy, as a fellow 2am baker I can easily confirm that this is not a good time slot for experimentation in the kitchen. XD

have you been through my 2am baking tag yet, cause you’re a little too late for the past decade

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@procrastinatingfeminist replied to your post: @procrastinatingfeminist I’m sorry, do you...

Okay, I’ll give you that. He absolutely would popularize the name. :-)

"Geralt, that's an AMAZING name, why wouldn't you use that?"