Starbucks
I'm waiting in line for some overpriced coffee with a girl (for almost 20 minutes BTW, fuck you mall at Christmas time.) I said the name of their new drink. "Hazelnut Praline Latte." The people next to me enjoyed my fancy interpretation of how to say it. Had to teach them how to say it right proper.
Hah-zell-nuut Prah-lin-ne Let-te
I get up to order and the guy tells me they've sold their new drink to almost everyone in front of me, and would I also like to order my favorite drink. Let's cut to the chase, I'll be waiting for my check.














