#professional-cockblocker

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professional-cockblocker replied to your post: i compiled all my fictional husbands i...

wait who is this white hair dude with bad eyeliner

i thought youd watched losh. thats mekt. hes lightning lad's douchey older brother

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professional-cockblocker replied to your post: 0athenachan0 said:The guy in this...

brzęczyszczykiewicz

YES LAN YOU WIN THE MOST COMPLICATED LANGUAGE CONTEST. CONGRATULATIONS

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS MEANS OR HOW IT'S PRONOUNCED. WHEN I TRY IT KINDA SOUNDS LIKE A VERY COMPLICATED SNEEZE, BUT I'M GUESSING THAT'S NOT RIGHT

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leftenantabigailmills replied to your post:theres no health regen out of combat in...

What why did they do that

professional-cockblocker replied to your post:theres no health regen out of combat in...

WH Y.

(because they hate us)

they replaced it with some weird guard system for warriors which builds up their health and youre limited to 8 potions per character it's a hot ass mess

you can revive characters with throwable potions or run over to them and hit down button or w/e but it supposedly takes a ridiculously long time

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-casually slides into your room- have you decided who are you gonna play as and who may you possibly romance in da3 i am listening

F!Adaar rouge with arteficier specialization, I just want huge, awkward qunari semi-engineer with 0% predispositions for leading suddenly find herself as the only person with tricks cool enough to make people stop fighting and listen to her. Plus there are people who just won't let her hid somewhere, cut off her hand and pretend nothing ever happened

That playthrough will probably be a disaster. A beautiful disaster.

And @ romances... idk? I'll see who makes the most sense, but at this point it could be Josephine (talking Inquisitor politely into doing stuff can have many side effects. also, bed effects), Iron Bull (I already can see him getting out of 'lustful mercenary' persona and give a small talk about keeping facade and playing a leader, stupid humans will never know, hur dur we Qunari are awesome right), or Sera (looking at common folk's concerns? and I think Sera could be cool? idk, idk) Plus there will be elf save, there will be romance with Solas and pan-elven tendencies 

hell I already wrote down 3 pages of loose thoughts about that Adaar's motivation and feeling re:end of the world as we know it and I won't start playing before Christmas or if I'll make it - before I'll get my engineer thesis why I am doing it to myself

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[sonntam]

Tagged by big-stupid-jellyfish.

rule #1: always post the rules. unless youre chaotic neutral rule #2: answer the questions the person who tagged you asked, then write 11 new ones. rule #3: @ tag 11 people because tumblr can do that shit now

1. What was one of your most recent accomplishments that you’re proud of?

I'm a boring piece of star dust vaguely shaped like a human. So, probably that I wrote the Accounting exam today pretty well? Yay?

2. If there’s anything in your favorite book/movie/game/comic/etc that in your opinion could’ve been explored more or explained better, what is it and why is it important to you?

Mass Effect: Artificial Intelligence.

Like, why must robots become humans. Why can't their evolution actually take them FURTHER away from humans, make them so foreign in their thinking that it becomes progressively more weird? 

PHILOSOPHY. EVOLUTION. TECHNOLOGY. IN ONE PACKAGE OF AWESOMENESS.

Alternatively Star Wars and the "passion leads to the Dark Side". How someone tries to protect people, is passionate, can't let go and tries to help when it's beyond their capability and ends up destroying everything.

Ohwait, I just summarized Spec Ops: The Line. Oops, nevermind.

3. What is your opinion on body modifications? Do you have/plan to get any?

They are pretty awesome, but I'm afraid of commitment. Like, there is not one tattoo design I wouldn't regret two weeks after. 

What concerns piercings, I think they would look lame on me, take too much effort and generally it's not my style. So, nah.

4. You know all these various fantasy and magical creatures - can you tell me which one of them you can’t stand?

Elves or vampires... I can never decide...

Well, probably high elves. But generally immortal beings unnerve me. Probably because I consider immortality a curse and if someone lives for so long and is fine with it, they are weird to me. Like, weird to the point of majorly creeping me out. 

Also, high elves are boring bastards. And ugly too.

5. What is you relaxation/distracting method to get rid of anxiety or unpleasant thoughts/mood?

Writing. Best method, really. 

When I get angry for no reason, I just sit down and write anything. A hundred words and I already feel better.

Or when I'm bored and stressed and tired and whatever and everything annoys me and I want to relax, it's the only way to go too.

I'm not even sure what it is about writing that is so calming. But it works, so I'm not complaining.

6. How much time did you spend to come up with 11 questions?

Last time, 15 minutes.

7. Which question you asked your tagged followers you’d like to answer yourself and what is your answer?

10. How are your dancing skills? (on a scale from Commander Shepard to Dancing Turian?)

Everyone would agree that Commander Shepard does not dance that badly once I get on the dancing floor.

8. Was there anything that you really anticipated to try (music band/book/game/etc) because a lot of “respectable” people said that this is a Good Thing that actually turned out to be complete garbage? (Hard mode: it’s not Bioware and their games)

Witcher. 

I mean, I bought the books and stuff and was prepared for grimdarkness and casual misogyny. BUT APPARENTLY I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR SHITTY WRITING. And how much of a stupid, entitled, whiny baby Geralt is and how much everyone coddles to him. Disgusting.

9. Would 10 years old you thought that present you are cool?

Hell yeah. When I was 10 years old everyone except me was cool. I didn't have high standards, really.

(Although 10 year old me would fangirl a lot harder once she learned what kind of cool friends I have now.)

10. Free space - anything you want to tell me.

I still think if you started writing fanfiction or original stuff it would be the hottest shit ever. You've got great humour, original ideas and while writing in the beginning feels AWFUL, you are an absolute gem in the making.

11. Well, have you ever slept naked?

Nah. Unhygienic and stuff. 

And here are my questions:

1. Oddest stranger you have met?

2. Do you have any recurring dreams?

3. Creepiest thing that ever happened to you?

4. Nicest thing anyone said to you?

5. If you could make one character to change their opinion on something or convince to take another route, which character would that be?

6. Favorite relative? (Parents don't count)

7. Underappreciated movie/comic/game/book that no one knows about, but you love from the depths of your heart?

8. Nicest thing anyone said to you?

9. Food you absolutely hate, but everyone else seems to be okay with?

10. How are your dancing skills? (on a scale from Commander Shepard to Dancing Turian?)

11. Your first internet nickname?