#professorgallifrey

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Naruto hybrids

Avian Tommy that keeps getting mistaken for a raccoon somehow

Goat Tubbo that made himself bee wings

Enderman Ranboo

Human but slightly to the left Purpled

Is anyone quite sure what Purpled means by that? No, but if you want to ask anyone, do yourself a favour and don't ask Joe Hills. The last time someone asked them what it meant to be human, he made them rethink their whole worldview.

Joe: what does it mean to be human, if not to simply be? Humans are kind; humans are cruel. They exist as guinea pigs in the universe's vaccum– not to say that we are to be used or experimented on, no, the universe loves us too much for that. She observes us as we squabble and fight and as we love and create things for her. We simply are as we are. Maybe it sounds nihilistic, but i instead choose to believe that purely existing is the most wonderful thing any of us can do. The universe loves me because i exist, and because i am human, and because i am as i am.

Purpled: idk man we exist and then we die. Ooga booga

[slylock-syl]

Would you happen to know why most, if not all, comics are drawn from a third person POV and not a first person POV?

[eight0fspades]

Have you ever seen an eclipse?

yes i've seen a few!!

although one time i missed a full solar eclipse because i had to take a plane while it was happening

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Naruto AU has hybrids and bench trio are going to make that everyone's problem. Honestly it's a miracle Etho's still alive, probably the only reason he is is because he's the only one that can take them home if he manages to catch them all at once.

(also Enderman Etho? Enderman Etho)

Someone: What are you?  Ranboo: An enderman hybrid. Tsunade probably: What the fuck is your anatomy.

Also I agree, Enderman Etho.

What hybrids are the gremlins? 

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GiH AU

Phil has taught Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo some Latin, so when they get dropped in there and figure out the spells are based on Latin, they go ham creating new spells, including a spell of f*ck you to go with the potion of the same name.

Also, when sorting, the hat can't decide what house to place them in so Tommy is made a Gryffinpuff, Tubbo is a Ravenpuff, Ranboo is a Huffleclaw, and Purpled is a Slytherclaw. Confuses the heck out of everyone but more reason for them to come together in the Room of Requirement.

The Bench Trio teach Purpled latin and now they're just making new spells now. It's time to use that Latin shit to make spells. No one can stop them. No one.

Also, pfft. Just the hat mixing the houses together because it doesn't know what house to put them is great. Now there's more reason for them to be in the Room of Requirement. They going to bond so much.

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Gremlins in Naruto Au

Blame Etho. Etho thought it would be funny to bring them along when he went to visit Kakashi. Just a quick visit. Etho thought the child leashes Phil gave him would work.

*Pulls mic in closer*

They did not work

He might want to start running

pfffffffft

Etho: Nothing will go wrong if I bring them with me to visit Kakashi. Nothing will go wrong.

Etho later: By Talos this can’t be happening. 

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Powerwash au

Good responses to getting stabbed with a sword:

Tommy: Rude

Ranboo: That's fair

Wilbur: Not again

Techno/Tubbo: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?

Philza: Goddamnit this blood's going to take fucking forever to clean up holy shit why were you stabbing each other?

Tubbo: science :)

Alternatively:

Phil: Kids! Stop stabbing each other! You're making this harder for Dadza!

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GiH AU

Being part Enderman, Ranboo has good night vision and is very sensitive to light, so he always wears sunglasses like those he wears in irl videos. They also double as actual glasses since heterochromia can in rare cases cause vision issues, or he reads so much that he ruined his vision. He rarely takes them off, so if he does, he either really trusts you or you're in trouble. The Gremlins tell everyone different versions of his eye colors and the Weasley twins have a bet running on what the correct answer is.

He just has sunglasses and honestly I really can’t see him without them so yeah. This checks. I like the sunglasses thing.