#professorlalonde

[hufflepsii-blog]

Mr. Iscari,

professorlalonde submitted:

It has come to my attention that allowing you to transfer into my class would be detrimental to the development of your own skills and that of the other students, not to mention the possible effects such prolonged interaction would have on my own sanity.

Therefore, I cannot in good conscience sign the waver permitting you to join my 5th year Defense Against the Dark Arts class. I wish you luck in continuing your education with your current teacher.

Sincerely,

Rosemary Lalonde

Head of Ravenclaw

Professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

dear miiss rosemary

iit has come 2 my attentiion that youve probably got nothiing 2 teach that would be worth my tiime 2 learn

so whatever

siincerely,,

iioudas iiscarii

fiifth year hufflepuff

protege of peeves

hogwarts school of wiitchcraft and wiizardry

No Psii what are you doing I really wanted you in Prof. Lalonde's class DAMN YOU PSII

[gryffindorianpimp-blog]

Tumblr Crushes:

slytherinswagmaster ...Theres Not Enough Room For The Right Amount Of Words

huffletime Good Kisser

caligulasslytherin Also A Good Kisser

terminallyslytherin Big Douchebag  

professorlalonde Hot Teacher Babe

hufflepsii My Ugly Chick Ego Boost

ambitiousghost Hot Ghost

hogwartsownhighblood Hotter Ghost

rainbowbloodandbitches This Fucking Bitch Big Dumb And Ugly Never Even Been Laid 

[amberandgreenareashittycomb-blog]

==> Seymore: Do something Cute

You do, kinda. It took a little while to conjure up some flowers because of your absolute shittiness when it comes to charms and transfiguration. But after a decent amount of time, you manage to make a big handful of lilacs. Hopefully. They smelled like lilacs.  So you don't do or say anything else, except leave the flowers in front of Miss Lalonde's door, before taking out your cane and walking away again.  Eh. She's intriguing, but who knows where you're going to be in three to four years. At least you could leave them for her now. You honestly do think Miss Lalonde is awesome though, one of the better Hogwarts teachers.  So at the least you could keep half of your word.

[amberandgreenareashittycomb-blog]

so I hear my dada teacher is a fucking bamf

and she's human exclusive hahahaha hell yes everyone may be stuck with Win but I get Lalonde this is great