#programming shitpost

[silverserpent]

do you think my code pretty

[eel-in-souvenir]

I wish I could work with gender non conforming programming languages but alas I have to work with javascript

[azzydoesstuff]

How to fix a bug in your code

Option 1: repurpouse it into a feature

Option 2: don't fix it

Option 3: scream

Option 4: tear your skin off

Option 5: there is no other option

[dissociative-nightmare]

Headcanon that my bad jokes are like the // comment lines in a program

'Cause they're...'cause...'cause they're always ignored

[muscoidmorne]

cringe comp of me struggling to get my java program to work only to find out that it isn't working due to a singular semicolon

[csharp-official]

Sunshine, sunshine regex

Don't worry, don't hurry, take it easy

Sunshine, sunshine regex

Let the good vibes get a lot stronger

[hiscursedness]

She dom on my href til I <a>

[papyrussemi]

and now, the entirety of the lyrics to Scatman but formatted to technically be a single line so you can paste it into a program to if you like to watch the world burn

I'm the Scatman\n\nSki-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub\nYo da dub dub\nSki-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub\nYo da dub dub\n(I'm the Scatman)\nSki-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub\nYo da dub dub\nSki-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub\nYo da dub dub\n\nBa-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope\nBop ba bodda bope\nBe bop ba bodda bope\nBop ba bodda\nBa-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope\nBop ba bodda bope\nBe bop ba bodda bope\nBop ba bodda bope\n\nEverybody stutters one way or the other\nSo check out my message to you\nAs a matter of fact, a-don't let nothin' hold you back\nIf the Scatman can do it, so can you\n\nEverybody's sayin' that the Scatman stutters\nBut doesn't ever stutter when he sings\nBut what you don't know, I'm gonna tell you right now\nThat the stutter and the scat is the same thing\nYo, I'm the Scatman\nWhere's the Scatman?\nI'm the Scatman\n\nWhy should we be pleasin' any politician heathens\nWho would try to change the seasons if they could?\nThe state of the condition insults my intuition\nAnd it only makes me crazy and a heart like wood\n\nEverybody stutters one way or the other\nSo check out my message to you\nAs a matter of fact, don't let nothin' hold you back\nIf the Scatman can do it, brother, so can you\nI'm the Scatman\n\nBa-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope\nBop ba bodda bope\nBe bop ba bodda bope\nBop ba bodda\nBa-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope\nBop ba bodda bope\nBe bop ba bodda bope\nBop ba bodda bope\n\nSki-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub\nYo da dub dub\nSki-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub\nYo da dub dub\nSki-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub\nYo da dub dub\nSki-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub\nYo da dub dub\n\nEverybody stutters one way or the other\nSo check out my message to you\nAs a matter of fact, a-don't let nothin' hold you back\nIf the Scatman can do it, so can you\n\nI hear you all ask 'bout the meaning of scat\nWell, I'm the professor, and all I can tell you is\nWhile you're still sleepin', the saints are still weepin' 'cause\nThings you call dead haven't yet had the chance to be born\nI'm the Scatman\n\nBa-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope\nBop ba bodda bope\nBe bop ba bodda bope\nBop ba bodda\nBa-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope\nBop ba bodda bope\nBe bop ba bodda bope\nBop ba bodda bope\n\nSki-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub\nYo da dub dub\nSki-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub\nYo da dub dub\nSki-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub\nYo da dub dub\nSki-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub\n(Yo da dub dub) yeah, I'm the Scatman\n\nWhere's the Scatman?\n\nI'm the Scatman, repeat after me\nIt's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody\nI'm the Scatman, sing along with me\nIt's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody\n\nYeah, I'm the Scatman (I'm the Scatman)\n\nBop ba bodda bope\nBe bop ba bodda bope\nBop ba bodda\nI'm the Scatman (I'm the Scatman)\nBop ba bodda bope\nBe bop ba bodda bope\nBa-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope\nBop ba bodda bope\nBe bop ba bodda bope\nBop ba bodda\nBa-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope (yeah, I'm the Scatman)\nBop ba bodda bope (sing along with me)\nBe bop ba bodda bope (it's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody)