the yoinky sploinky

yeah uh i'm. i'm the guy. it's me. i'm. you know, the guy. i'm the. the funny guy /// im a minor so uhhhhh yueah /// the 1 guy running @googleenpassantparodies (nonexistent)

[azzydoesstuff]

my influence reaches further than you could possibly imagine...

[bleedthebeat]

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[bleedthebeat]

don’t worry about it

[azzydoesstuff]

[gilgameshhimself]

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

[higglety]

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

[energyprison]

new enemy i came up with called the "false mimic" this is just some guy that hides in chests and bobs the lid up and down like a mimic breathing. he has 1 hp and if you smack the chest he starts begging for his life snot and tears running down his face

[azzydoesstuff]

just saw a video of me as a little kid speaking english and holy shit i was so much more british than i remember. i sound like a little victorian orphan boy oh my fucking god. i could have sworn i've always had an american accent i actually went into shock listening to my squeaky little tea-drinker voice

[azzydoesstuff]

it completely baffles me when artists show their sketches and they're doing some crazy anatomy theory whatever bullshit where they draw like invisible geometric shapes that help them get the proportions right for some body parts and shit. meanwhile this entire time i've been out here winging it based on vibes and vibes alone, like some schmuck. how big should a character's head be compared to the rest of their body? fuck if i know but this feels about right to me

[j-h-cubedman]

SNOWBLIND - THE CONJOINED CATHEDRALS

Not far from the dead halls of the NECROPOLIS, lies one of the most unusual sights in all of the Heir's lands, THE CONJOINED CATHEDRALS. Before the blizzard, the first cathedral was raised by the knight, and banished by the Heir and the Dragon; the second cathedral was then raised by the Dragon before being banished once more. When the blizzard came, it raised all of the former Dark Worlds, and in doing so, two cathedrals were raised in the same exact spot. Windows tilted, staircases spiralled down yet led upwards, resulting in a church bereft of logic or reason. An impossible place that persists despite being impossible.

Like the two cathedrals, the pious within were split as well. Half believed that the Thorned Heir was the true hero of the prophecy and the Ice Witch was the true Angel, banishing the heaven before to raise an empire that would surpass it in glory. The other half stayed loyal to the old prophecy and saw the Heir and Witch as usurpers, and that the angel had yet to come to rescue the faithful from the cold darkness they had wrought. Since their split, the two forces have waged a holy war within the walls of the church , a war the Heir has yet to win (owing almost entirely to the still shifting and difficult to map bounds of the space). To those come to the Cathedrals to pray for eternal snowfall or the return of sunshine, be wary. The Fire Queen is the Heir's appointed lieutenant of this once holy place, and there is no questioning which faith she follows.

[j-h-cubedman]

BONUS:

[azzydoesstuff]

it's too late, dess. i have already depicted myself as the emotionless heir and you as the seething heretic.

[redstonedust]

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

[footlongdingledong]

rarely do i repost things and especially from shittr but this video is shutting down core partsof my mental processing i think

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[satan-offical]

yeah but is the caterpillar really that hungry if it didn't eat a horse

[azzydoesstuff]

people on the internet keep using "bad person" as an umbrella term for "people who did regrettable things in the past", "people with flaws", "people who are annoying, mean, or just generally upsetting to be around" and "terrible people who are actually evil and committed atrocities" and i think that is a very very dangerous generalization that we need to stop doing because some of these kinds of people are redeemable and forgivable and some most definitely aren't

[yasbm-best-prompts]

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[azzydoesstuff]

new insult unlocked: "your voice sounds like a youtube shorts ai comic dub"

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

I’ve had enough

[azzydoesstuff]

mfs who turn their fov all the way up when they play first person games will tell you "it gives you an advantage because it lets you see things further behind you!!!!1!1!!" and then show you footage where everything in the screen's periphery is an unintelligible blurry mess of various colors