I think the best part of 2026 is that every cinema news headline is either
"YouTuber famous for his 2013 skit "I put my dick in an M&M tube" makes 50 million dollars at the domestic box office for his comsic horror movie "All Roads" about grief, trauma, and masculinity. Movie sold out opening night in his home town of Laramie, Wy. He posts heart felt thank you to Fans."
Or "'I'm not out of touch, kids these days are too sensitive' says Hollywood vet from his privet estate in Aspen Colorado. He has been accused by 8 women for sexual misconduct on set. His last 10 movies have been box office flops, and his next movie will cost 70 million dollars and will be completely generated by AI. Salt Lake Locals fear for their lives."