“Unden-i-able, fine fresh fie-”
“Excuse me but can you please shut the fuck up.”
“Jeez. I know I’m not exactly Céline Dion but there’s no need to be rude.”
“Look. I’ve been trying to write my term paper for the last five hours and you playing California Gurls on repeat is not helping.”
“Why don’t you just have your paper’s thesis relate to it?”
“What kind of idiot would do that?”
“....”
“HOW ARE YOU STILL IN COLLEGE?!”

















