prompts

so many good ideas so little time

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VAMPIRE AU “I wonder whether garlic bread would taste good without the- OW!” “What’s wrong?” ’Oh god, oh god, oh god.’ “I just bit my lip too hard…” “Oh my god, you’re bleeding!” “Yeah. Pshh. It’s fine… happens all the time.” ~Ten Minutes Later~ “Bro. Why do you keep licking your lip?

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“Unden-i-able, fine fresh fie-”

“Excuse me but can you please shut the fuck up.”

“Jeez.  I know I’m not exactly Céline Dion but there’s no need to be rude.”

“Look.  I’ve been trying to write my term paper for the last five hours and you playing California Gurls on repeat is not helping.”

“Why don’t you just have your paper’s thesis relate to it?”

“What kind of idiot would do that?”

“....”

“HOW ARE YOU STILL IN COLLEGE?!”

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“It’s okay.  It happens sometimes and, you know, in the great words of Ms. Taylor Swift-”

“I swear to god if you start singing Shake It Off right now I will murder you.”

“Well, I was going to say ‘don’t you worry your pretty little mind, people throw rocks at things that shine’ but that works too.”

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Person A wants a significant other divorce from Person B. They've only been dating for a year, moved in together two months ago and Person A cannot stand the mess. It's not that they're a neat freak, because they're not.. It's just that Person A has mild OCD and you can't put the spoons where the forks go! And you can't just leave the clothes in the washing machine overnight! (But Person A still loves them... probably... the spoons thing is a big deal.)

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Person A knew that what they were doing was wrong.  Haunting an innocent civilian was risky at the best of the times.  There were rules after all.  True, Person A didn’t often adhere to them but this one they tried to stick to.  However, they had somehow found themself haunting the innocent civilian known as Person B.  And it was absolutely not because they were starting to fall in love with everything about Person B.  They just really appreciated Person B’s house.  Which is why Person A was constantly following Person B around.  To check out the house…  Not Person B

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“You’re probably only talking to me cause of my dashing good looks.”

“Actually it's probably because of your (insert non looks related trait that Person A hates but Person B thinks is adorable) because I'm blind.”

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When the first notes of the piano begin to ring out Person A is honestly too tired to deal with this crap.  And yes, their family had warned them that getting a crappy (probably) deserted apartment was about one of the most stupid things they could do but they honestly didn’t have enough money for a nice place so shitty apartment it was.  It would make total sense that there would be a ghost haunting their place, the ghost just didn’t have to be such an asshole about it.

(“I feel like I should let you know that Beethoven’s 5th Symphony in C minor is not as scary when you mess up half the notes.”  “Screw you, for all you know I am Beethoven.” “Beethoven doesn’t suck that bad.”