who puts pizza bagels and captain crunch in the shopping cart: definitely ameliawho forgot the rule about putting foil in the microwave and subsequently caused a small fire: amelia, but in her defense, it was after a long shift & she wasn’t paying any attention to what she was doingwho sleeps naked: charlotte, but let’s be real, they totally both do it regularly because of reasonswho sleeps under 3 blankets: charlotte; amelia can sleep under almost any ( physical ) conditionswho has a huge crush on billy joel: amelia’s making warning eyes at me right nowwho gets drunk and breaks shit: if either gets drunk, the shit that’s broken will be their relationshipwho’s a closeted anime fan: neitherwho initiates sex at inappropriate times/places: bothwho’s afraid of slenderman: neither, they just think he’s weird & a bit creepywhat their wedding song will be: something really sappy that makes them both roll their eyes in a ( failed ) attempt to keep from showing how ridiculously & disgustingly happy they arewhat their biggest fight was about: they bicker about a lot of little things because they can both be extremely stubborn if they want to be, but the big fights revolve mostly around drugs, when one of them wants to relapse & refuses help from the otherwhy they work together: they understand each other so well, & although that can be annoying at times, it generally works in their favor for the amount of compassion & respect they share for one another – they see strength in each other when they can’t always see it in themselves