I once sat up in bed at 3am, remained basically asleep, sent a text that was carefully crafted, and promptly laid back down. I woke up the next day, knew I'd texted someone, and found this perfectly-worded gem.
I don't know why I thought "that was for someone else" was an ok excuse. WHO THE HECK WOULD IT BE FOR?!
Yes, I have a history of night terrors.













