Monstrous Regiment - Discworld #31, Terry Pratchett
A+: one of my favourite books getting a re-read.
Polly Perks joins the Discworld army to find her brother Paul. "Ozzer" cuts off her blonde braids, dons male garb, belches, scratches, and masters macho habits - aided by well-placed pair of socks. The legendary and seemingly ageless Sergeant Jackrum accepts her plus a vampire, Igor, troll, religious fanatic, and two close "friends". The best man for the job may be a woman. (from the Goodreads page)
I think this book, Going Postal, and Night Watch are some of the best Discworld books. This is Pratchett at his finest - mulling over gender and war and patriotism and coming to brilliant conclusions, all wrapped around a clever, hilarious plot.
Seriously, there’s nothing about this book that doesn’t shine - Polly herself is a fantastic main character, growing into herself more with every page. And her squad-mates are fantastic, too: my favourites are Lofty and Tonker, because I am nothing if not predictable, but they all shine.
And, of course, the man, the myth, the legend himself, Sergeant Jackrum, who is SO cool I want to clap every time he’s on the page doing something insane. He’s like Sam Vimes with no morals (so, not at all like Sam Vimes). It’s fantastic.
Speaking of Sam Vimes, we get some great City Watch and Ankh-Morpok Times cameos in this one.
Also, because it cannot be overstated: this book has one of the best understandings of women and gender I’ve ever seen from an old cishet guy. It’s truly impressive.
Plot: fast-paced and exciting. I hadn’t realized, the previous times I’d read it, how short of a span this book happens in: it really isn’t much more than a couple weeks. Normally, plots that happen so quickly bother me, because you can’t pack character development and friendship into so short a time and make it feel real. Pratchett manages it by focusing not so much on people becoming friends as people understanding each other, and making Polly’s own character development not a complete 180 so much as her letting go of her own hesitation to embrace what she already was.
Characters: these are my girls and I adore every last one of them. I really can’t say much about side characters without spoiling the first third of the story or so, but Pratchett does a great job of taking an ensemble squad and fleshing them out in a small amount of time. I forgot to mention Wazzer up above, another of Polly’s squad-mates with an absolutely killer storyline. And there’s Pratchett’s standard people-turn-something-quite-ordinary-into-something-more trope, which works out very well in this one. Also Maladict, a sarcastic vampire obsessed with coffee, is fantastic.
Setting: Borogravia doesn’t shine the way Ankh-Morpok does. Well, of course, Ankh-Morpok has never once in its life shone, but you know what I mean - it isn’t quite as developed. What is developed, though, is its people, and the conflicting ways they feel about it: which almost works better for the story.
Prose: we’ve got some great Pratchettisms in this one. One of my personal favourites is this one: “Polly felt questing eyes boring into her. She was embarrassed, of course. But not for the obvious reason. It was for the other one, the little lesson that life sometimes rams home with a stick: you are not the only one watching the world. Other people are people; while you watch them they watch you, and they think about you while you think about them. The world isn’t just about you.“ I think this one better fits the story, though: “Anyway, why would you trust anything written down? She certainly didn't trust "Mothers of Borogravia!" and that was from the government. And if you couldn't trust the government, who could you trust? Very nearly everyone, come to think of it...”
Diversity report: well-written women, lesbians, and while it never states any of the characters are trans, I know trans people who identify with these characters.













