#protection kitty

[mephestopheles]

This is the skeptical kitten. She protects you from chain posts that threaten your week or your money or any good vibes you may have. She's a precious pudding of a cat but doesn't ascribe to bullshit and prefers the scientific method of testing hypothesis. You don't even need to reblog her for protection, she's just here to call bullshit when appropriate.

[mstgkitten]

I have this strange feel... Sometimes, in the middle of the night, my Squishable Kitty will roll off my bed and land in the doorway. And then I wake up in the morning, and this is the position she's in. Always. Everytime, she is staring out into the living room blocking the doorway... Whatcha protecting me from kitty?