A Collection of Neat Things

Finn | 40's | trans | he/him , In and Out of Fandom, Current obsession is Dungeons and Dragons, Critical Role, and Dimension 20, Lpn, writer, reader, geek, gamer, knitter, crafter, dyer, spinner. Perpetually Under Construction

[sillyobsession02]

Can i say something kinda controversial

They were gayer and better

[ofchaosgoddess]

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

[nothereforthedrama]

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

[darlingofdots]

i want to paint i want to spin yarn i want to do pottery and bookbinding and soapmaking and needlefelting and embroidery and breadmaking and biscuit decorating and and and

[darlingofdots]

oh and quilting and wood carving and gardening and making jewellery and play an instrument and dance and sing in a choir and flower arranging and! so many ways to make art and so little time!!

[blackwatersinkingship]

When I finish this whale shark lamp all 4 of you are gonna be So I'm pressed

[blackwatersinkingship]

She glows now, just so you know, and she's full of string deliciöusee string

[god-sent-gender-bent]

Are you gonna show us the lamp? 👀

[blackwatersinkingship]

Good news! Whäle shark lämp 🥰

[hollyevolving]

A lot more than 4 of us are impressed

[were--ralph]

they slayed

[crappycheese]

[crippled-peeper]

“You think every citizen should have access to free and accessible healthcare?”

Wrong!!!

I think that Asylum seekers and Migrant workers and The Undocumented and Everyone Else should get free healthcare too

I love immigration

[crippled-peeper]

This one made the fascists and the racists really really mad. I get hate mail daily for this post

Imagine getting mad because someone else’s child’s chemotherapy doesn’t cost them 100,000$ .

[reynard61]

Let's ambush mama! 😼

[dvandom]

"Why do Pallas cats always look grumpy?"

"Pallas kittens."

[waywardmartian]

The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.

[cute-catts]

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[juststarsandthemoon]

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

[mistakenot4892]

They're all stealing your data.

[mumbo-isthemoonbig]

i was so naive in thinking that spirk shippers were exaggerating. what the fuck is wrong with these two.

[mumbo-isthemoonbig]

SPOCK HAS A MATING CYCLE?????

[falseknees]

Stickers and prints available in my store!

[pris-cas]

Lesson #13 telepathy!

***Edit 1 I hate the new google!! It gave me a completely wrong definition of what I was looking for sorry for any confusion Balistomorph is wrong

*** Edit 2 telekinesis (I’m dumb)

This post is a mess I’m genuinely sorry

By very very popular demand here is throwing things!! I hope I did it justice if not I’ll do a part two! :D

First lesson Previous lesson Next lesson

Thank you to everyone who told me about this!!here are some of the people with this amazing idea!!

@margblemmm

@avita-anarchy

@aspenispoplar

@post-traumatico

(if you also told me about this I’m sorry I missed it lmk and I’ll credit you too)

[prokopetz]

Basically what I'm getting from the present "giving 100% at work" Tumblr discourse is that a lot of people have fairly narrow notions of what blue-collar versus white-collar jobs actually entail. There are in fact manual labour jobs where a significant chunk of your average work day consists of Fucking Around, and conversely, there are desk jobs where you crunch eighty-hour weeks for years on end until you suddenly drop dead from heart failure at age 32. It's absolutely true that you're more likely to end up in a No Fucking Around Allowed situation in a blue-collar occupation, but you can't tell whether or not someone is in that position based purely on whether or not they work in an office. Shit, call centre workers are white collar on paper, and the kind of fuckery a lot of call centre workers are subjected to involves genuine human rights violations.

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

[teaboot]

Remember! When companies lay off all their staff because AI is cheaper, this sort of shit is what you can leverage for a better contract when they are inevitably forced to hire everyone back :)

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Nolan's Odyssey: What Homer Said

Christopher Nolan's new film of "The Odyssey" has met with much controversy, not only from transphobic and racist dipshits but also from people with brains, involving actual problems and film criticism.

But what did Homer, the author of the original poem have to say? We at FIJMU headed to the backflowing stream of the river Oceanus to ask. Offering sacrifices of a barren heifer to Hades and a black ram just to the Poet himself, we spoke to the disembodied head of Homer and showed him the film on an iPhone. Please note that as Nolan intended, we used a phone that was exactly 70mm wide.

Here's what the old poet had to say:

I felt like Matt Damon was miscast opposite Hathaway, for sure. Quite good were Tom Holland as his son and the dude playing the cyclops. Nolan's use of IMAX though lacked the depth of field for landscapes of Greece. And what use are all the practical effects when CGI mars them? I wish that creative-minded art director Tarsem had made this. Immortals 3D was fuckin' rad. And that comes from blind old Homer.

He had no comment on the diversity of race and gender in the film's adaptation, but did explain in great and graphic detail his sexual fantasies about every single cast member, as well as several of the ships, palaces, and some of the dirt.

Truly, the king of all poets.

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[squire-reblogs]

Mine as well.

Well, you miss 100 % of the cans you don’t kick…

[derinthescarletpescatarian]