Mycroft Holmes post
Mycroft: Caring is not an advantage.
Me: So, you fed information about Sherlock to the Napoleon of Crime??
Mycroft: *sheaths his sword from his umbrella, takes his gun*
Greg: FOR THE LAST TIME DEAR, PUT THAT DOWN, I will handle this.
Me: *looks for exit desperately*
Greg: Come on, we need to talk
Me: *looks at Mycroft for help*
Mycroft: *GLARES AT ME*
ME: *now I know why Sherlock says family is always difficult*
Greg: now look, if u dare provoke Mycroft, I swear I will kill you.
Mycroft: Oh Greg, just leave that alone, I have some cake, we can have this before we get to our work.
Me:*sigh*
me: *where is my cake!*
Mycroft: Oh do shut up dear its too painful seeing you look at us like that.
Me: Yes sir, enjoy my ca- *cell phone rings *
*I want to break free*
ME: OH YES MY RED VELVET CAKE IS HERE!!!!
*realises Mycroft is about to shoot me, freezes, as Greg tries to calm him down*
Me: *write this in my tombstone, "I love cakes more than Mycroft does"*
