#pseudinymous

[amorpho]

Hey, I really enjoyed your recent Amorpho headcanons, got any more?

Ohhh boy. Like, okay he only showed up in one episode, so i dont think of him often, but i think about him a lot, okay?

Amorpho is on a quest to become his own person. He doesn't know it yet, because he's still too busy fulfilling his obsession. But he has tested mixing facial features of multiple people together. It is a believable look, but still not very good yet, but he is perfect at mimicking a person so it's just for fun. He likes to take pictures of his works.

He is friends with Desiree. After the incident where Amorpho re-lost his memory, Desiree felt bad and started hovering near-ish to him to make sure he was alright.

He was a bit... loopy for weeks after that. She became a familliar face during that time.

Now Desiree is really uncomfortable with men so she has a relationship with him where they stay more distant, but every once in a while he will disguise himself as a woman and join her. She always knows it's him, having that wish magic connection, but the disguise makes him more tolerable to her.

Amorpho has a ghostly kitten wandering his lair. He never strictly adopted it, but cats do what cats do and he would die for them. He hasn't named it but sometimes he uses cutesie nicknames and/or pun nicknames including Purrincess and Bandit when they stole his files. The gender is unclear, and it is not always there.. but it is surely a mischief maker. No name seems to stick to the kitten.

Amorpho.. doesn't eat. Anything. Ever. He doesn't have a mouth in his original form, and when he does have a mouth?

The sensation of mashing and cutting mush in a hole and shoving it deeper down that hole makes him uncomfortable.. probably for good reason.

Idk if i have more bc i haven't aeen dp since i was a kid XD but please, do expand on these. I love theorizing :)

[copperbadge]

dreamtiger-s replied to your post “Buy the Future!”

Well, last night I invented a coffee machine that by pressing a button transformed into a dildo, so I think you win the dream inventions contest.

I mean...I think both have their place! (COFFEE AND A THRILL!)

niennanir replied to your post “Buy the Future!”

As someone who lives 2 miles from the beach I can tell you from experience that the moment any creature, tentacled or otherwise, emerges from the briny surf onto dry land the first and only thing they want is a shitload of booze.

VINDICATED. I won round 18! 

pseudinymous  reblogged your post and added:

As someone who works in an FX company that indeed offers futures contracts, can I create this game because most of my coworkers would probably love to play it drunk.

Hey, if you have the resources, go to town. :D All I ask is a Story By credit and that I get namedropped at some point.  

projectionsonthewall replied to your post “Buy the Future!”

As an economist and a risk analyst, I need this game!! Like, desperately! I need it ... where do I give you my money?

See, you should be A PART of the game! Start coming up with futurist scenarios! 

storynerd replied to your post “I would be remiss if I didn't inform you that while scrolling through...”

Not to disagree with Polk but they are BOTH the pretty ones!

They really are. Polk has been clingy this morning, though. She got all tangled up in a curtain and couldn’t get free, so I had to disentangle her and give her some reassuring snuggles, and ever since she’s been glued to my lap. It’s unusual and really pretty delightful. 

[reigenisace]

(You're doing god's work, by the way. I just wanted you to know that. A blog about being ace featuring one of my favourite characters that is also (omg) discourse-free. Have a medal, a gold star, anything. You're the best and this is one of my favourite, favourite blogs.)

Thank you! I don’t want to entertain discourse on this blog because I want it to be fun and safe here first and foremost. And people treating the identities of ace and aro people as a debate isn’t either. 

People should be able to engage in fandom without that added stress constantly looming over them, and I aim to do that on my small corner of the internet, and no one can stop me!

[mp100ficrec]

Headcanon: Mob grows up into a reasonably well-rounded adult but still has trouble with certain types of communication. He visits Reigen periodically for a variety of reasons, but one particular sticking point is for advice on this.

I agree. Communicating becomes easier for him over time but it will never come as naturally to him as it does Reigen. Though, I think it’s a lot easier for him to become close to people than it is for Reigen.

Mob’s interpersonal skills improve, but speaking to large groups of people continues to be nerve wracking.

I think he goes to Reigen a lot for advice after he becomes Vice President of the Body Improvement Club.

[everymobbu]

Mob blushing is a GODSEND.

ME!!!!!!!!!!!

[thehobblefootalchemist]

Clockwork

sexual orientation headcanon

Ace, but possibly demi-ro should he find someone (the gender of whom not mattering) that he clicks with on enough levels

gender headcanon

Male, mostly out of convenience because that’s what people generally assume based on his masculine voice tone

mental illness / neurodivergent headcanon

Not so much an illness I suppose, but I imagine that occasionally it really messes with him that other beings simply can’t understand/conceptualize time in the way that he can, so that leads to some unhealthy frustrations and isolationism that don’t get properly coped with

3 random headcanons

He really wouldn’t mind making a few actual friends, but everyone’s generally either too below his intelligence level to talk to properly or too intimidated by him (by reputation alone or otherwise) to get on the proper equal footing one needs for that sort of interaction

He’s one of the few beings who can tell Observants apart from one another just by looking at them and gives them all cheeky nicknames when they come calling

Enjoys his aesthetic far more than he lets on (because just look at where he lives, honestly–there’s lairs and then there are Lairs)

[ghostlymun]

Okay then, let's pick a tricky one. Sam / Ember. Bonus question: Do you think it could ever work, and under what circumstances?

Honest opinions about ships

Eh, better than some ships I’ve heard of, but don’t ship it. I can’t say I’d see it working after Ember hypnotizing Danny and banishing Tucker to who-know-where. Unless, of course, Ember calms the hell down and stops terrorizing the gang. I could see it possibly happening then since they’re both headstrong and have a sort of punk-goth theme going on.

Actually, they’d probably make good friends if Ember could stop being a nuisance to the ghost hunters. Imagine them going to concerts together and freaking out over the bands and Ember telling Sam about the instruments, specifically the guitars. I’d really like to see them as friends now, to be honest.

[haikujitsu]

You're a good Englisher, as they say, so you'll probably get my username right. Most people have to squint, though.

Soo-den-em-us - very cute. Reminds me of my first FFn username...