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@thunderborne
Katja ceases pressing kisses into Candice’s neck for only a moment, so that she too can rest her chin against a shoulder, sighing softly- adjusting her grip so that Candice can rest more comfortably in her arms. “I don’t mean to tease.” The truth, spoken so plainly, that she could just be satisfied with this, and only this, for as long as need be, that her thirst was slaked by even the most chaste of affections.
Lost in Translation
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TG: hey
DAMARA: うわー、あなたは高温になっています。
TG: ...
Innuendo on Hump Day
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TG: sup
GC: D444444V333
TG: what
GC: 1 FOUND TH1S TH1NG
GC: 1TS W31RD 4ND SM3LLS GOOD
TG: huh
GC: 1TS SH4P3D L1K3... ()
TG: i don't think that's actually a shape tz
GC: 1T W4S 1N TH3 B4THROOM
TG: () is definitely not a shape
GC: 1TS ROUND 4ND 1T LOOKS JUST L1K3 TH4T!
GC: WH4T 4BOUT... O
TG: yes O is indeed a shape
TG: so that's totally all that needs to be said about it
TG: O shaped yep we're done here
GC: OK4Y, W3LL...
GC: TH4TS WH4T TH1S TH1NG LOOKS L1K3
GC: 4ND 1T SM3LLS GOOD
TG: ...
TG: does that mean you've been licking it
GC: ....NO..
TG: okay general rule of thumb don't lick things that you find in the bathroom
GC: ...
GC: ...
GC: BUT...
TG: just saying
GC: WH4T 11111S 1T
TG: i'm sure i haven't the foggiest idea
TG: ask rose
GC: BUT... 1TS ON3 OF THOS3 HUM4N TH1NGS... 4ND ROS3 1S W1TH K4N4Y4...
TG: even more the reason to ask her
TG: and not me
GC: D4444444VV333....
TG: okay tz just
GC: 1T S4YS.... DOV3?
GC: ON 1T...
TG: well there you go
GC: WH4TS 4 DOV3?
TG: it's a dove
TG: that is what a dove is
TG: what you have right there is a dove evidently
TG: mystery solved
GC: OH....
GC: BUT...
GC: WH4TS TH3 DOV3 DO...?
TG: i would assume dove-ish things
GC: L1K3 WH44TTT
GC: 1TS NOT DO1NG 4NYTH1NG
TG: maybe if you throw it in a dark abyss it will do something
TG: just chuck it out the window and i am 89% sure things will happen
GC: ...
GC: NOTH1NG H4PP3N3D
GC: BUT 1 LOST MY DOV3
TG: excellent
GC: 1 HOP3 YOUR3 H4PPY
TG: i was 11% unsure you know
TG: so thems the breaks i guess
TG: oh well
GC: 4WW....
TG: time to forget everything that happened in the last 5 minutes
GC: NOOOO
GC: MY DOV3 THOUGH..
TG: whatever do you mean terezi
TG: i haven't the foggiest idea what a dove is
GC: 1 THR3W 1T OUT TH3 W1NDOW....
TG: what window
TG: i haven't the foggiest idea what a window is
GC: D444V33...
TG: yes
GC: WHYYY
TG: life is cruel and unforgiving
TG: that is why
Bro is Irresistible
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TG: sup
TT: Dave?
TT: Can I come in for a second?
TG: yeah sure i guess
TG: why something up
TT: Good. *closes the door*
TT: Um, I'd like to talk to you, I think.
TG: well shit i thought we'd be doing sign language
TG: what about
TT: Yes, very funny. *she goes to sit down on the bed* I would like some advice. A fresh set of eyes, you could say.
TG: hmm alright then
TG: i won't charge but just this once
TT: Look. I'll present a situation.
TG: by all means
TT: Imagine you met a person.
TT: You thought they were great and you befriended them, getting to know them better over time.
TG: mmhm
TT: And then, as you got older, you started seeing them in a different light, sort of?
TT: Hoping that over time you could potentially grow to be something more than friends.
TG: mmhmmmm
TT: And the point here is this.
TT: *she looks down on her hands* If you eventually found out there was a reason that you two shouldn't technically be together...
TT: That you were never aware of before...
TT: Would it be wrong to still have feelings for them?
TG: hmmmm...
TG: so just to be clear here
TG: you definitely want to mack on someone
TT: I wouldn't phrase it that way.
TT: But yes.
TG: but you're conflicted about macking on said someone because of...?
TT: Reasons I cannot really go into.
TT: Let's just say...
TT: It wouldn't be considered right.
TG: rose
TG: are you having...homoerotic thoughts
TG: because i'm telling you right now girl that is fine by me and i wholeheartedly support you
TT: *she chuckles* No, Dave. That's not it.
TG: oh
TG: what then come on you can tell me
TT: I know there's nothing wrong with that. I wish it was that simple.
TT: Dave. *she bites her lip*
TG: yeah
TT: I can't really tell you.
TG: hmmm
TT: I was hoping you'd be able to guess, really.
TG: i think i have a guess
TG: rose you want to mack on my bro that's it isn't it
TG: goddammit
TT: *she performs a facepalm 2x combo*
TG: how did i know this day was coming
TG: when my bro started stealing my friends away with romance
TG: i always expected john to fall to his wiles first though
Shark Week
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TT: Sup.
EB: hi dirk! not a whole lot, right now.
EB: watching sharks attack people on tv.
TT: Shark week?
EB: shark week.
TT: Damn son.
EB: yeah. what're you up to?
TT: Chilling in my boxers drawing porn.
TT: But now I feel like drawing sharks.
EB: there is always time for both!
TT: John.
TT: Are you suggesting I draw Shark Porn.
EB: what, no. how does that even work?
TT: I don't know.
TT: Skimpily-clad hammerheads.
EB: heheheh. maybe some people get off on airborn monster fish. who knows.
TT: Hey, Rule 34 of the Internet, bro.
EB: i know, i know. sigh.
EB: don't draw shark porn, dirk. that's gross.
TT: Too late.
TT: http://i.imgur.com/iK2pTNb.png
TT: You're welcome, John.
I forgot that sometimes I draw stuff. Happy Shark Week (it ends today).
Nervous/Arousal Game (With a twist!)
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TG: heeeeey dirk
TT: Hey Rox.
TG: do you want to play a game~
TT: Um. Sure.
TT: If it's about drawing porn all you have to do is ask.
TG: thats cool and all, but i wanna play the nervous game
TT: Nervous game
TT: I assume it involves being nervous.
TG: fine with ya?
TT: Why not.
TG: okay! sit don right here
TG: dowm
TG: fuck
TT: Okay. *sits*
TG: -Sits down next to him- so firdst i put my hand haer -Puts her hand on Dirk's foot-
TG: nervous yet?
TT: No.
TG: -She slides her hand up to his knee- nervous now~
TT: No.
TG: -She moves the hand up to his thigh- are you getting nerdvous?
TT: I see where this is going.
TT: No.
TG: -She crawls it onto his inner thigh- its the homestretch now~
TT: *grabs her boob*
TT: What about you. Nervous
TG: not yet~
TT: I think you mixed up the name of this game.
TT: Pretty sure it's called the Aroused Game.
TG: im p sure i won then
TT: So you win if you resist arousal or get aroused.
TT: I can't tell.
TT: Logically it's the former but, well.
TT: You won.
TG: fuck the rules dirlk im not nervous! keep going
TT: Hmm.
TT: *stands up, picks her up over her shoulder, and gets out his rocketboard*
TT: Nervous yet.
TG: nooooop
TT: *steps on his board and flies out the window*
TT: What about now.
TT: We're running out of fuel, just, BTdubs.
TG: stal not nervous~
TT: I will have you know, Roxy, that Dirk Strider does not lose.
TT: At anything.
TT: We will both die out here in the ocean, so help me god.
TT: Are you nervous.
TG: if i say yes will you shufop?
TT: Yeah, sure. We can go back to your place and make out or whatever.
TT: Consolation prize in the Arousal Game.
TT: I mean Nervous.
TG: sounds p fun~ i think im nervous dilk
TT: Cool. Because we almost passed the point of no return on fuel.
TT: *turns the rocketboard around back to Roxy's house*
TG: its tooo bad that i had to loes
TT: Like I said, Roxy.
TT: Dirk Strider never loses.
TG: striders always win~
TG: you mean win~
TT: Never losing means I always win, yes.
TG: you didnt make i v claer
TG: are we thar yet dirlk?
TT: Just about.
TT: *rocketboard lets out a kerpunk, sputters, and Dirk jumps off, landing on Roxy's roof*
TT: There.
TG: that was p cool dirdk
TT: No sweat. But I'll need another rocketboard.
TT: Kind of stranded here now.
TG: im sure you will firgue something out
TT: Eventually.
TG: now about my consotalation prize
TT: Let's get inside first.
TT: *sets Roxy down and walks downstairs*
TG: -She rolls off of the roof and falls to her death-
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TT: Well that was unexpected.
This is clearly porn
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TT: Sup.
TG: diiirk
TG: nm u
TT: Just drawing some porn.
TT: Same old, same old.
TG: oh lovely show me
TT: Aight.
TT: http://i.imgur.com/WqzkkTM.jpg?1
TG: omg dirk u liar that was a cake
TT: And
TG: get my hopes up for nothin
TT: Apparently you don't get the subliminal messages from it.
TG: nope
TT: Shame.
TG: inlighten me
TT: The fork represents a phallic symbol, and the cake a depiction of fertility, evident by the pair of strawberries pointed upwards. Sexuality is established through the whipped cream display and staggered filtering, and the colors promote an atmosphere of sensualism.
TG: oh so it is a sex cake then
TT: Obviously.
TG: how is the porn tho
TT: You don't have a ladyboner looking at that?
TG: no but i am hungry
TT: Wow. You must be into some weird shit, Roxy.
TT: No offense.
TG: dirk wen someone says porn i thing boobs pussy dick or ass not food
TT: Whoa, what the actual fuck, Roxy!
TG: srry my young mind is warped
TT: We need to get you therapy, Miss Lalonde.
TT: Here, stay calm, and tell me if this rag smells like chloroform.
TT: We're going to take you on a nice little vacation
Sometimes I Dave around, too.
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GG: hey! let me go asshole!!!! *growls, tugging at the chains holding her captive*
TT: Let's see you try and steal my cheez whiz now.
TT: I keep telling everybody, that shit is mine.
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GG: hey! let me go asshole!!!! *growls, tugging at the chains holding her captive*
TG: that'll teach you to try and steal my cheez whiz
TG: i keep telling you fuckers it's mine
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This is seriously a thing that happened. But not in a row, unfortunately.
