TG: this isn't even fucking irony i have no idea what you're saying
DAMARA: HOTTIE~
TG: do you want something from me or like-
DAMARA: HEHE
DAMARA: OOH.. なぜあなたはとても内気ですか？
TG: if it wasn't for the fact that years of childhood trauma from my bro and his japanophillic obsessions being crammed into my eyes 24/7 with shit like this but more visually terrifying to the prepubescent child this might actually give me a boner
definitely not Bro!turntechGodhead [TG] joined chat.
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TG: Hey.
TT: Hello, Dave.
TG: How's it going, Dave's Friend.
TG: I mean my friend.
TG: Friend of mine.
TT: It's going excellent, Rose's Friend.
TT: I mean Dave.
TT: And what of yourself?
TG: Just looking through some of Dave's shit while...
TG: While I'm right here in my own room.
TG: Yes, of course. My room.
TT: I wonder why you'd be looking through your own stuff. Are you looking for something?
TG: Perhaps something worthy of blackmail, but nothing in particular.
TT: Blackmailing yourself?
TG: It is an ironic ploy, Dave's Friend.
TG: Work with me.
TG: In fact, have you any sort of incriminating stories and/or facts you would care to share about Dave.
TG: I mean me.
TT: Why, I can think of a few times that we-speaking in the inclusive we, of course-have done things worthy of blackmail. Do you not recall them yourself?
TG: Yes of course I remember.
TG: I mean, no I don't, I have recently hit myself upside the face with a large sexy foam puppet.
TT: Ah, well, that's quite a shame.
TG: It has caused some minor memory loss.
TG: Maybe a concussion.
TG: Hold on, I have to check on something.
TT: Would you like to reminisce in some of our shared memories?
TG: Okay, he's still breathing.
TG: I mean, what.
TG: Oh, yeah sure.
TT: Ah, I remember the time that myself and Dave-that is to say, we-went into the pimping business as partners.
TG: Ah yes, good times.
TT: You couldn't walk for days, hah. What a humorous event in hindsight.
TG: I know that feel.
TG: I mean, yes, I remember such an event.
TT: It is fun to regale in the entirely-factually tales of our misspent youth.
TG: Indeed. Nothing passes the time better.
TT: Your turn to highlight an enjoyable parable.
TG: Yes, okay, of course.
TG: So...uh
TT: Take your time.
TG: Remember that one time that Bro snuck into Dave's room and stole every pair of his underwear so he was forced to go commando like a real man.
TG: That was a choice prank.
TT: I don't think Bro ever told me about that one.
TT: Oh, a curious slip of the finger.
TT: I meant you.
TG: Yes. Dave, that is I, never told anyone before.
TG: Slip of the everything, I guess.
TT: Since we are being entirely candid with one another, Strider.
TT: When you are next in possession of free time, would you like to come over and consume The Marijuanas with me?
TG: Wait, you got weed.
TG: Dude, yes, and uh
TG: Let's get Bro in on this
TT: Do you think he would be okay with that?
TG: Yes.
TG: Absolutely.
TT: But have you told him yet about our drug-fueled sex romps? He may feel less okay if he knew that we had had "The Sex".
TG: Omg really.
TG: I think I might cry.
TG: Lil' man's making me so proud I can't even
TG: Excuse me for a minute
definitely not Bro!turntechGodhead [TG] disconnected.
It's December. And damn if I didn't say there'd be more logs come today...I mean tomorrow. Parp has had some issues, at least on my end, recently, so I've had trouble getting a backlog proper. Plus things and stuff make it hard.
But!
There is something cool that I feel I should bring to everyone's attention and that is the OPEN SOURCE FANDOM CHAT which may very well replace MSPARP with its technical issues and such. Or at least it'll be cool. Not much time left in the Kickstarter, but they've already made their goal, so no pressure to contribute, yo.
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