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Okay, I'm fairly used to women going Fatal Attraction on me after I reject them (with one memorable situation that made History in my old high-school when a TEACHER in her 50s in my senior year tried to turn everyone, my friends' parents and MY parents included, against me, expell me and ruin my chances to enroll in college, after she was caught spying on me while I changed). I'm more than used to women going Fatal Attraction on me after my boyfriend rejects them (I'm looking at you, loser. How's all my talk on tumblr about pregnant male werewolves working for you?) What I'm not used to is having women going Fatal Attraction on ME after my 61 years old DAD rejects them. What. The. Fuck? Seriously, ladies, get help. And learn to masturbate. Just leave me the fuck alone.
