#psst meme

[secondstrongestislander-blog]

psst

“That freaking blonde and her stupid freaking pretty face. Why’s she gotta be so cute with her stupid little nose thing and just... Ugh.”

“She has such a nice butt.”

“God, her hand writing’s horrible.”

“How dare she flirt with him. He’s not even cute. He’s subcute at best.”

“I wonder if I should tell her Carlos accidentally got gum in her hair.”

“Note to self, don’t ever give her tips again. On anything.”

“I’m gonna throw a chair at her.”

“Frying pan? What a weird weapon choice.”

“She should wear those pants more often.”

“I’m stealing all her hairties so she can never put her hair up again.”

[of-ink-and-scars-archived]

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@feralblxe

“So fucking what if he is hot? Renji is hot too and I don’t want him around anymore either.”

“He’s a really good singer…maybe that’s why he has no soul. Made a deal with a devil perhaps.”

“Is it weird that I still flinch when he looks at me?”

“I’m still concerned about him taking my lunch money…I don’t even have lunch money.”

“I could hit him one good time in the back of the head with the guitar. No one would know but us…what do you mean that’s a conspiracy?”

“I don’t know what his problem with me is. It’s not like I was his personal walking nightmare.”

“I wonder if he even feels bad about any of the shit he did to me?”

“It’s really not fair that he’s so horrible and still gets to look like that. Where’s the karmic justice?”

“Fuck, his eyes are just…really perfect.”

“I hope we’ll get along one day…at least not hate each other. It’d make my life easier.”

[teaspoonofginger]

Psst

1. “what a fucking legend.”

2. “Why is he always so fucking happy?”

3. “Well, of course, there’s Dean and Seamus. Sometimes, I’m not--- eh. Never mind.”

4. “He bought like twenty galleons worth of Drooble’s. Like... who needs that much? I’m jealous in a weird way...”

5. “We met his mother at the world cup. She seemed all right.”

6. “So, like, he just believes that some all-knowing presence is keeping tabs on him all the time? That’s well creepy.”

7. “Seamus isn’t here, so I’m stealing his shampoo.”

8. “I knew it! That wanker took my chocolate frog!”

9. “If that blast-ended skrewt kills him, I bagsie his Potions essay. Mine is shit.”

10.  “If you get to him first thing in the morning, then you can really fuck with him. He doesn’t properly wake up for like five or ten minutes...”