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JONI SUE SYLVESTER

AGE: 26

BIRTHDAY: November 12th, 1998

RELATION: Adopted

TYPE: Twin (separated)

GENDER: Cisfemale

PRONOUNS: She/Her

ORIENTATION(S): Fluid

FACE CLAIM: Madelyn Cline

JOB/SCHOOL

GRADE: Masters

MAJOR: Nutrition and Dietetics

JOB: Fitness influencer; Owner of Juicy Peach Fitness

ABOUT

Joni was born on a sunny November afternoon, the first born of a set of twins to parents who decided not to keep their babies. When Sue Sylvester marched into the hospital to pick up the babies she had agreed to adopt she surprised the parents by letting them know that she’d just be taking the older twin, as she had no time for people who placed second. If you’re not first you’re a loser and Sylvesters are not losers. Though Joni doesn’t judge her birth parents for seeking better lives for their children, she DOES judge the fact that they willingly let a woman who called her twin a loser for simply being born second, take her home to raise her. 

But, maybe it was all for the best, because Joni became tough as nails thanks to her mother. As a kid, her competitive edge shown early on, excelling as a competitive cheerleader under Sue’s coaching, as well as in dance and gymnastics. She had a natural talent that paired well with her determination and constant hard work and practice. 

Though, thanks to Sue being…well, Sue, she needed to learn to protect herself emotionally rather early on. Her personality was as hard as her calf muscles, at least, that’s what she let the world see. Those who are closest to her know that deep down she is warm and compassionate. She is never unkind if she can help it, she just feels a certain detachment to most people and situations and keeps everyone at arm’s length.

After highschool, Joni continued to cheer, dance and compete in gymnastics for a college team, while gaining a degree in Kinesiology, studying the body and movement. She also became a certified personal trainer and started creating workout programs, and promoting them on Instagram and Tik Tok. The programs took off quickly, and Joni dove in head first, she’s become a fitness influencer, though she focuses on body positivity, strengthening, and overall health, NOT weight loss, or unhealthy expectations and standards. She took an interest in learning pole dancing when she was in college, and about a year ago opened a studio where she now gives pole dancing lessons, with a team working under her. Of course, she also uses her program and studio to help promote Sue’s clothing brand, not wanting to be disowned, and her clients do enjoy a small discount from buying through her, but that’s only a small part of her business and she likes to imagine that she’d be just as successful without the connection to her mother’s success.

She’s just recently registered for classes at PSU, she’ll be getting her masters degree in nutrition and dietetics so that she can feel comfortable in launching a nutrition side to her Juicy Peach. She refuses to go in blind and doesn’t trust anyone else to commit to her vision of total health. She will not offer diet plans, and doesn’t trust anyone else to fully understand her need for the nutrition side of the company to remain about total health and never ever about being ‘skinny’. 

[presleestjames]

PM 📩 JONSLEE

PRESLEE: Happy birthday Joni!! I hope it was, like, THE best birthday ever and you were super spoiled!! PRESLEE: I remembered because it was my birthday too! @syljoni

[pennysylvester]

and i think you should come live with me and we can be pirates, then you won't have to cry ➝ poni.

TAGGING ➝ Penny Sylvester, Joni Sylvester (@syljoni).

LOCATION ➝ Locked down at Shelter Build.

TIME FRAME ➝ 10/15, afternoon.

WARNINGS ➝ None.

SUMMARY ➝ Penny and Joni are reunited during lockdown when Joni's group moves to Shelter Build.

PENNY SYLVESTER

[Penny watches the new group of people filter in, hopeful but expecting disappointment. Her eyes widen as she sees Joni - she is close enough to the door to grab her before she has even properly made it into the room.] Joni, thank god. [Penny breathes a sigh of relief, holding tightly to her baby sister.] I'm here [she mumbles, holding onto her].

JONI SYLVESTER

As soon as Joni heard her name, she knew who had said it and her whole facade seemed to crumble, just as her body crumbled into her big sister. "Oh god, Penny." She whispered, burrying her face into the other woman's shoulder. "I was so worried about you. I kept thinking about when Danny ran off, and how it had been years since we had seen him, and what if we never saw him again, and then I was thinking about ....Daniel" She said, the name a whisper that only Penny could hear, "And God, how scary that must be, and I was thinking about what if I never saw any of you again. I couldn't get my mind to stop thinking about it. Every time things were quiet it was all I thought about."

PENNY SYLVESTER

Penny’s eyes closed as she held onto her sister, one arm keeping her close while the other hand smoothed through her hair. She may not have ever wanted to be a mother, but all of the maternal instincts Sue should’ve had had transferred into her when it came to her siblings, and all she wanted to do was protect them, let them know they were safe. “I know,” she murmured. “I know, I was thinking about that too.” Her eyes began to sting, but she blinked back any threat of tears; as always when it came to her siblings, she wanted to hold it together. “But it’s okay now, okay? I’m here, and you’re here, and Dex is here. And we’re all fine.” She pulled back only far enough to examine Joni’s face, make sure she wasn’t hurt, and brushed a chunk of hair back with her fingers. “The others are fine, too. I know they are. Everyone’s tough, right? They’re all Sylvester’s, or…step-vesters,” she chuckled quietly. “Everyone’s fine. And Mom and Robin will be too.”

JONI SYLVESTER

She was relieved to hear that Dex was there as well. Joni nodded at Penny's words. "Are you okay? What about Logan?" She asked, finally pulling away from the hug just enough to meet Penny's eyes.

PENNY SYLVESTER

I'm okay. [Penny nods, offering Joni as convincing a smile as possible.] Logan's okay too. I heard from him when we got cell service before, he has Zoe with him. What about C, have you spoken to them?

JONI SYLVESTER

Uh. Yeah. About that. I kind of figured out who she is, and she’s here, actually.

PENNY SYLVESTER

What? [Her eyes instinctively dart around the room.] Who?

JONI SYLVESTER

[Bit her lip, taking a deep breath before answering] It's Cassie.

PENNY SYLVESTER

Cassie as in Amy’s sister? [Pauses, eyes widening and volume lowering.] No, as in kind of sister Danny hooked up with? Oh, God…

JONI SYLVESTER

[Groaned at the thought of Danny and Cassie] I asked her not to hook up with him again and she said she wouldn't. I didn't say why, just that it woud be weird for her to be hooking up with my brother.

PENNY SYLVESTER

[Penny takes a second or two to process, then eventually nods.] Right. Good. Yeah, that’s definitely the right thing to do. How do you feel? I mean, are you happy?

JONI SYLVESTER

I mean she’s gorgeous and she’s funny and knowing her as C, I know a completely different side to her, but it’s weird. Our families, Danny, it’s all weird. If it weren’t for all the weirdness I’d be thrilled.

PENNY SYLVESTER

Yeah, that does complicate things a little. [Frowns.] Do you know what you're gonna do, or have you not really thought about it yet?

JONI SYLVESTER

No, I don’t know. I’ve just been so worried about everyone I don’t think I’ve really had time to process it all.

PENNY SYLVESTER

I get that. Well, the main thing is everyone's okay, and everything else can be figured out later. [Brushes Joni's hair back.] And you know I'm always here to help.

[dannyssylvester]

📲DANNY & JONI

DANNY: Kid you good? DANNY: Joni I'm really worried about you, please text me or Pen or anyone DANNY: I love you @syljoni

[pennysylvester]

TEXTS 📲 PENNY & JONI

PENNY: You know like I'm normally the least worried about you? Well, now I'm the most. I know you're smart and you're somewhere safe, but just let me know that you are for sure if you can, okay? Dex is with me and we're both fine. Love you. @syljoni

[pennysylvester]

TEXTS 📲 PENNY & JONI

PENNY: We're all seeing that Danny fucked a Schuester, right? @syljoni

[privilege-rpg]

JONI SYLVESTER

☆ FULL NAME: Joni Sue Sylvester ☆ GENDER: Ciswoman ☆ PRONOUNS: She/Her ☆ AGE: 26 (November 12th, 1998) ☆ TYPE: Adopted sibling; twin to Preslee St. James ☆ HOMETOWN: Cleveland, Ohio ☆ JOB: Fitness influencer; Owner of Juicy Peach Fitness ☆ SCHOOL: Masters in Nutrition and Dietetics ☆ SEXUALITY: Fluid ☆ FACECLAIM: Madelyn Cline

ABOUT JONI

Joni was born on a sunny November afternoon, the first born of a set of twins to parents who decided not to keep their babies. When Sue Sylvester marched into the hospital to pick up the babies she had agreed to adopt she surprised the parents by letting them know that she’d just be taking the older twin, as she had no time for people who placed second. If you’re not first you’re a loser and Sylvesters are not losers. Though Joni doesn’t judge her birth parents for seeking better lives for their children, she DOES judge the fact that they willingly let a woman who called her twin a loser for simply being born second, take her home to raise her. 

But, maybe it was all for the best, because Joni became tough as nails thanks to her mother. As a kid, her competitive edge shown early on, excelling as a competitive cheerleader under Sue’s coaching, as well as in dance and gymnastics. She had a natural talent that paired well with her determination and constant hard work and practice. 

Though, thanks to Sue being…well, Sue, she needed to learn to protect herself emotionally rather early on. Her personality was as hard as her calf muscles, at least, that’s what she let the world see. Those who are closest to her know that deep down she is warm and compassionate. She is never unkind if she can help it, she just feels a certain detachment to most people and situations and keeps everyone at arm's length. 

After highschool, Joni continued to cheer, dance and compete in gymnastics for a college team, while gaining a degree in Kinesiology, studying the body and movement. She also became a certified personal trainer and started creating workout programs, and promoting them on Instagram and Tik Tok. The programs took off quickly, and Joni dove in head first, she’s become a fitness influencer, though she focuses on body positivity, strengthening, and overall health, NOT weight loss, or unhealthy expectations and standards. She took an interest in learning pole dancing when she was in college, and about a year ago opened a studio where she now gives pole dancing lessons, with a team working under her. Of course, she also uses her program and studio to help promote Sue’s clothing brand, not wanting to be disowned, and her clients do enjoy a small discount from buying through her, but that’s only a small part of her business and she likes to imagine that she’d be just as successful without the connection to her mother’s success. 

She’s just recently registered for classes at PSU, she’ll be getting her masters degree in nutrition and dietetics so that she can feel comfortable in launching a nutrition side to her Juicy Peach. She refuses to go in blind and doesn’t trust anyone else to commit to her vision of total health. She will not offer diet plans, and doesn’t trust anyone else to fully understand her need for the nutrition side of the company to remain about total health and never ever about being ‘skinny’. 

FAMILY BACKGROUND

Sue Sylvester is many things. A world-renowned cheerleading coach. Owner of one of the highest-grossing athleisure brands with brick-and-mortar stores in over 17 counties plus Greenland. Founder of multiple organizations dedicated to providing resources and education on Downs Syndrome. A serial lawsuit-sender (a Sue-er, if you will). And, the title she holds in the fifth highest regard, a mother.

Of course she couldn’t put her career on hold for the nine months it took to properly cook a baby, so for most of her children she went the adoption route. Much quicker that way, although it did give her the brilliant idea to add maternity tracksuits to Sue-perStar Athleisure’s line.

Don’t get it twisted, though. Although few men have been worthy of fertilizing her award-winning uterus, Sue has had her fair share of relationships. Sure they all ended in her husbands mysteriously dying by unknown causes with her as the sole beneficiary. But the cops can’t prove anything, and she’s successfully shut down all the Reddits dedicated to the conspiracies, so mind your business.

There are also rumors that Sue’s hoard of children were taken in as a stunt to raise her public image, but anyone who has actually spoken to the family knows that to be false. It’s the one rumor Sue has never cared to clear up because, yet again, people need to mind their business. 

[privilege-rpg]

JONI SYLVESTER

☆ FULL NAME: Joni Sue Sylvester ☆ GENDER: Ciswoman ☆ PRONOUNS: She/Her ☆ AGE: 25 (November 12th, 1998) ☆ BIRTH ORDER: Fourth ☆ TYPE: Adopted sibling; twin ☆ HOMETOWN: Cleveland, Ohio ☆ JOB: Owner of Juicy Peach Fitness and fitness influencer ☆ SCHOOL: Masters, majoring in nutrition and dietetics ☆ SEXUALITY: Fluid ☆ FACECLAIM: Yvette Monreal

ABOUT JONI

Joni was born on a sunny November afternoon, the first born of a set of twins to parents who decided not to keep their babies. When Sue Sylvester marched into the hospital to pick up the babies she had agreed to adopt she surprised the parents by letting them know that she’d just be taking the older twin, as she had no time for people who placed second. If you’re not first you’re a loser and Sylvesters are not losers. Though Joni doesn’t judge her birth parents for seeking better lives for their children, she DOES judge the fact that they willingly let a woman who called her twin a loser for simply being born second, take her home to raise her. But, maybe it was all for the best, because Joni became tough as nails thanks to her mother. As a kid, her competitive edge shown early on, excelling as a competitive cheerleader under Sue’s coaching, as well as in dance and gymnastics. She had a natural talent that paired well with her determination and constant hard work and practice. Though, thanks to Sue being…well, Sue, she needed to learn to protect herself emotionally rather early on. Her personality was as hard as her calf muscles, at least, that’s what she let the world see. Those who are closest to her know that deep down she is warm and compassionate. She is never unkind if she can help it, she just feels a certain detachment to most people and situations and keeps everyone at arm's length. After highschool, Joni continued to cheer, dance and compete in gymnastics for a college team, while gaining a degree in Kinesiology, studying the body and movement. She also became a certified personal trainer and started creating workout programs, and promoting them on Instagram and Tik Tok. The programs took off quickly, and Joni dove in head first, she’s become a fitness influencer, though she focuses on body positivity, strengthening, and overall health, NOT weight loss, or unhealthy expectations and standards. She took an interest in learning pole dancing when she was in college, and about a year ago opened a studio where she now gives pole dancing lessons, with a team working under her. Of course, she also uses her program and studio to help promote Sue’s clothing brand, not wanting to be disowned, and her clients do enjoy a small discount from buying through her, but that’s only a small part of her business and she likes to imagine that she’d be just as successful without the connection to her mother’s success. She’s just recently registered for classes at PSU, she’ll be getting her masters degree in nutrition and dietetics so that she can feel comfortable in launching a nutrition side to her Juicy Peach. She refuses to go in blind and doesn’t trust anyone else to commit to her vision of total health. She will not offer diet plans, and doesn’t trust anyone else to fully understand her need for the nutrition side of the company to remain about total health and never ever about being ‘skinny’.

FAMILY BACKGROUND

Sue Sylvester is many things. A world-renowned cheerleading coach. Owner of one of the highest-grossing athleisure brands with brick-and-mortar stores in over 17 counties plus Greenland. Founder of multiple organizations dedicated to providing resources and education on Downs Syndrome. A serial lawsuit-sender (a Sue-er, if you will). And, the title she holds in the fifth highest regard, a mother.

Of course she couldn’t put her career on hold for the nine months it took to properly cook a baby, so for most of her children she went the adoption route. Much quicker that way, although it did give her the brilliant idea to add maternity tracksuits to Sue-perStar Athleisure’s line.

Don’t get it twisted, though. Although few men have been worthy of fertilizing her award-winning uterus, Sue has had her fair share of relationships. Sure they all ended in her husbands mysteriously dying by unknown causes with her as the sole beneficiary. But the cops can’t prove anything, and she’s successfully shut down all the Reddits dedicated to the conspiracies, so mind your business. 

There are also rumors that Sue’s hoard of children were taken in as a stunt to raise her public image, but anyone who has actually spoken to the family knows that to be false. It’s the one rumor Sue has never cared to clear up because, yet again, people need to mind their business.