have any thoughts on Zanka masturbating with Lovely Assistaff? :0
ehehehe yessss you bet i do
~nsfw
As an asexual pervert, dry humping is at the top of my list for things I adore. And Zanka 100% rubs on lovely assistaff
I think the first time it happened, it was an accident. perhaps it was after a long day, perhaps it was a case of morning wood (HA), or perhaps it was just when he was polishing lovely, but somehow his crotch brushed against his assistaff, and he jolted. it felt electrifying, but he was also scared of how good it felt.
He was paralyzed, not sure if this was a good or bad thing. But as he felt the wood beneath his hands, firm and steady in his grasp, he realized that it couldn't be bad. Lovely was apart of him, there's no reason he should be ashamed.
Even so, he was hesitant to continue. It was a new experience, and there was a lot of trial and error when it came to getting the right angles and pressure. But lovely was patient, allowing zanka to experiment and get it right.
His heart swelled with pride and affection, causing his efforts to double.
And while there was a small, judgmental voice in the far corners of his mind, Zanka continued to chase after the pleasure that he and lovely were creating.
When lovely activated, it was like he ascended to another plane. He pretty much came right there. His entire room was bathed in lovely's blue glow, and zanka almost felt like crying at the sight.
For a while zanka couldn't stop himself from giving into the urge. He'd absolutely book it from meetings, would be late to meals, and would randomly disappear in the middle of the day. All so he could meld together with his jinki.
But then the frenzied feeling of desperation wore away. He wanted to savor the times they spent together, truly cherish lovely to the best of his abilities. He eased back, the time intervals between sessions increased. He stopped feeling desperate for that mind numbing haze, and instead grew a new appreciation for lovely whenever she was near him.
Lovely's presence on his back was a reassuring weight, one he adored. When he held his staff, it felt as though he was whole, and firmly embracing himself. While he absolutely loved finding nirvana with lovely in his hands and pressed against him, it felt even better with some build up.
When sheās activated he touches the rough rope, feeling the coarseness against his sensitive skin. He would kiss the sharp ridges, feeling the pressure along his tongue. He would grind along the raised ridges and bumps near the top, the cool metal sucking his body heat in an exchange that was positively divine. Zanka's hands would wind themselves along the horns jutting from the sides, acting like perfect handlebars. The pressure from lovely's spikes feels so good against his flesh, like heās also giving lovely the same sensation sheās giving him.
When heās done he would lick lovely clean and then run a rag over the dampness, and he'd press lovely to his nose and hold his staff close, coiling his body around his staff best he could. He'd murmur sweet nothings into the metal as it shifted back into wood, and press small kisses between his words.
And would I be crazy if I were to say that Zanka sniffing his staff during his introduction scene was him smelling their intertwined essences because seriously there was no other need for that
You're so evil for making Follo Jabber's substitute in one of your fics! I love it.
Follo noticing how much Zanka hates being domestic with him is so good. I imagine their relationship was FWB with Zanka gritting his teeth through anything more than that to the point where Follo completely gave up on trying to go on unspoken dates/outings with Zanka to appease his own desires because it's just so blatantly obvious that Zanka doesn't love him like that. I'd adore reading a continuation where Zanka gets pushed to the edge and officially chooses Jabber right in front of Folloš¤Follo's so hurt and angry but he can see the clear difference in Zanka, how much happier he's been after finally choosing Jabber as his other half, the one person he's wanted the entire time.
No pressure to write this ofc! Just a mean but entertaining thought I had.
Thanks so much for your ask!! Sorry for taking so long to respond, I wouldn't let myself indulge in fun janka things until I finished up a fic from March.
I love hearing your thoughts! This fic got more traction than I ever anticipated, and I'm really happy that it resonated with so many people!! Especially since I'm an anime only, I was worried I wouldn't hit the mark. Are there other fics like this out there (janka + one-sided follozan) or are they rare?
I'm not gonna say too much... but I will say I have be thinking along the same lines for this as a potential new chapter teehee
I see it as a chapter 3, I just don't have any ideas for a chapter 2 ;-;
What if Follo never slept with Zanka in your one-sided Follozan AU? I'm the anon that asked what would happen if Zanka chose Jabber in front of Follo btw, and if we're going with similar events to however that would play out, how would it be different if Follo never got to experience being with Zanka in the first place?? This AU is so harsh but entertaining, I can't help but love itš ā¤ļø
I THOUGHT I POSTED THIS HOLY SHIT MY BAD
Janka drabble #8
this got hella long,,,, and i did NOT proofread it
more janka + one sided follozan with follo pov
again as a clairfication for anyone new, im anime only so i dont know follo super well
so if we're going a different route, id say that follo developed a crush on zanka after seeing just how motivated and driven zanka is, espeically after the events of s1. zanka is also extremely pretty and strong, which didn't help. this developed from admiration into infatuation.
when he noticed zanka starting to disappear more often, he was curious. where was he going? was he meeting with someone? was he just running errands? but then he would come back at odd hours, act like normal, but anyone who knew him could tell it was a performance. it rubbed follo the wrong way.
he started to try to spend more time around zanka to strengthen their friendship (and maybe to gauge compatibility), but he also wanted answers.
they would train together, sometimes eat meals together, and the fluttery feeling in follo's chest intensified whenever zanka smiled or laughed. zanka was a reserved person, not one to readily offer up physical touch with his friends. So, when zanka put his hand on follo's shoulder to get his attention, when he would poke his cheek in an endearing manner, when their legs brushed under the table in the dining hall and he didn't move away, follo would short circuit. he would try to find an excuse to look away to hide his blush. the brief warmth that came from zanka would linger in his body.
but whenever follo tried to ask where zanka would disappear to, zanka's mood would shift. his body language would close up, tension would appear in his shoulders and wrists, and he would look away.
follo sensed he was getting dangerously close to stepping over the line, so he stopped the questions. just laughed it off, trying to be casual about it, like the curiosity wasn't eating at him more now.
it got to be too much. it was consuming his every thought. of course, zanka was allowed to keep secrets. Follo wasn't entitled to know everything about him. But Zanka's mood swings were getting more pronounced, he was starting to blow follo off, and his curiosity was mixing with annoyance.
he decided to follow him the next time it happened. he was worried zanka would notice, he was trained to be a hellguard afterall. but zanka seemed to be distracted, his mind elsewhere as he spoke lowly into his choker. follo was too far away to hear anything.
zanka wandered far, further than follo had been anticipating. but he kept with him, his heartbeat loud in his ears and making him feel paranoid about every step he took.
a flash of another body rammed into Zanka, and follo nearly blew his cover right then. he was only able to marginally stop himself when he saw assistaff already activated, the blue hue shrouding Zanka in a beautiful light in the dark. his face was screwed up in determination, like he had been expecting this ambush. was that a smile on his face?
"heeeey babe~" came from a familiar voice. "you late!"
"tough shit, you didn't even show up last time!" follo's heart clenched when zanka didn't protest the pet name.
a crazed, choppy laughter echoed around them.
no. no, that couldn't be right. no way zanka would willingly meet up with that guy???
"shut up. let's go already!" zanka growled with a manic grin.
the sound of metal on metal was shrill, and follo's worst fear was confirmed. silhouetted against assistaff's blue was a figure with long dreads and deadly claws.
too many emotions began to overwhelm his senses. fear, anger, bewilderment anxiety, jealousy, saddness. he was paralyzed as the two began to fight.
their battle was brutal. follo had obviously seen zanka fight trashbeasts before, everything he did was always executed with calculated precision and grace. but watching him fight jabber was a new thing entirely. which led him to wondering why the hell they were fighting in the first place?
from their brief words, it seemed like this was a regular thing. is this what zanka did every time he left? meet up with jabber to duel? why?
it didn't seem like he was going to get an answer any time soon. hell, he just had to stay out of range of these two monsters exchanging blows. is this who zanka really is? is the perfected poised persona he puts on all an act?
their battle was intense, and follo's ears were ringing by the end of it, and he wasn't even that close to it! the songs of their jinkis were just that intense. more words and jabs were said, taunts that sounded like flirts thrown back and forth. it only served to confuse follo more. what were they?
it ended when jabber slammed zanka against the ground, his claws clearly at zanka's throat. follo once again nearly blew his cover, his supporter instincts rushing over him to protect. but he remained rooted in place.
both were panting heavily and absolutely covered in sweat and grime. it was hard to tell from the angle, but zanka was most definetely glaring up at the raider above him. it was a tense few moments, and the two were definitely having a silent conversation. finally, it broke with jabber's claws deactivating, and assistaff's blue hue faded as it returned to its wooden form.
"aaaaand round one goes to jabber! he's thinkin' pizza!"
"i ain't buying you shit!"
"rules are rules, zankaaaa."
the way jabber practically purred zanka's name had follo gritting his teeth.
"you forfeited last time by not showin' up. you're buying dinner."
"you gonna buy me double dinner next time?"
"i ain't losin' next time!"
the conversation was so casual, like they didn't spend the last 40 minutes trying to kill each other.
jabber sat up, still straddling zanka's hips. he had a wide grin on his face, but it was different than his typical crazed expression. his features were softer and there was fondness in his eyes.
"yeah yeah, mister tough guy. c'mere." jabber fisted zanka's uniform and dragged him up, kissing him.
kissing him?!
follo's mouth gaped, and his eyes nearly bugged outta his head. he slapped his hand over his mouth to suppress a gasp when zanka's hands came to wrap around the raider's midsection, pressing up into the kiss.
confusion. rage. heartbreak.
it had tears clouding his vision. digging his nails into his skin, he tried to blink them away and regulate his breathing; he did not need to choke on air right now.
it was dulled by exhaustion, but they kissed like they were still fighting. tongues and teeth joining the fray for round two.
follos heart nearly stopped when jabber looked directly at him through the corner of his eye. even from the distance, follo recognized the predatory gaze. his eyes were sharp and clear, holding disdain and animosity. the way he held zanka possessively, the way their bodies molded and moved together, it all screamed: he's mine.
it made follo nauseous.
"get off me, im hungry," zanka mumbled.
jabber finally broke eye contact with follo and hummed. with a shit-eating-grin, he unzipped Zanka's collar and pressed his lips to zanka's neck.
follo couldn't handle this. he couldn't handle watching jabber give zanka hickies, he couldn't handle zanka's pleased sighs as he did so.
follo squeezed his eyes shut, hanging his head and trying to quell the fury of emotions within his chest, as well as the nausea curling in his gut. he breathed through his nose, not trusting himself to take his hand away from his mouth.
this was worse, so much worse than anything he could've imagined. and he was stuck witnessing it now. he can't leave, they'd see him.
"alright, enough. get off," he heard zanka grumble.
"aww, already?" jabber's voice was muffled, like he was speaking the words in zanka's neck still.
"later," zanka said sharply. could he actually get jabber to listen? "ain't you hungry?"
"hungry for youuuu- ack!" a scuff that sounded like a body hitting the ground brought little relief to follo when it was joined with breathy laughter.
"c'mon already. i want somethin' spicy."
their voices trailed off as they went further and further from follo, and only when it had been quiet for a full minute did he unclasp his hand from his mouth and open his eyes.
that was worse than rejection. that was annihilation. what was that old saying? curiosity killed the cat? consider follo rotting away in no man's land now.
he mindlessly wandered back to HQ, feeling numb, feeling too much, feeling like he witnessed a crime, but above all, feeling lonely.
follo didn't come out much the next day. he and zanka had made plans to train in the afternoon, but he couldnt do that now. he couldn't look zanka in the eyes and not see jabber on top of him, kissing him breathless. god, just the thought of it makes him want to cry again.
its late at night when a light knock raps on his door. its zanka, holding him a plate of food. he doesn't look any differnet than he normally does, and follo found himself searching for evidence on zanka's neck. but as always, his jacket is zipped up, effectively covering anything jabber might've done to him.
"you okay?" zanka asked, looking concerned. follo, despite the anxiety raging a ware in his chest, nodded and took the plate and avoided zanka's eyes.
comment for the machines in our heart bc i wanted to add an image...
I just opened the link for the bikes and can i say the bikes themselves are so so fucking hotĀ
jabbers being professional and hot and honestly giving leather jacket, sleek helmet, leather gloves and boots, racing hear, god fucking damn it i need to wipe up my drool. i feel like mankira would purr so beautifully under u when u spread ur legs to straddle herā¦ godā¦
lovely being so underrated in being simple and being so hot, i can imagine zanka in a worn fur-lined bomber jacket (think alfred jones from hetalia (i am so sorry thats my only point of reference), jeans and boots, taking off his helmet and leaning against lovely, still windswept from the ride, arriving next to jabberā¦..god
bro zankas journey to finding himself without his family is enjin literally giving him this rundown bike and zanka rebuilding her over the years, piece by piece until shes gorgeous, a masterpiece, and unlike anything elseā¦ i love you author
idk man motorcycle helmets are soo fucking hot what do you mean uve got this iconic silhouette sleek and smooth while straddling ur baby that purrs when its turned on WHO SAID THAT
bro is finding ways to keep jabbers pink eyes AND I LOVE TO SEE IT
them meeting for their mutual appreciation of each others rideā¦ ALSO ATTRACTION AT FIRST SIGHT!!! PIERCED JABBER!!!! FUCK YES
limited by zanka pov bc i promise jabber is also looking zanka up and down and appreciating the entire view
i think the most influential moment in zanka really pursuing jabber is whne he asked āwhats her nameā LIKE YES THEYRE ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH FUCK YES YES
zankas stupid inability to hide his smiles when hes giggly and giddy
zankas pretty pretty features but with calloused hands and mechanic fit and foolbelt and creasesmears somewhere slightly tousled hair, smelling like oil, glistening with sweat with droplets running down his neck when he looks up oh god
jabber rudo frenemies 5ever
zanka just tucking rudo back under the car bc he doesnt wanna look at him anymore like nope enough of that
zanka dont even worry if ure feeling stalkerish i promise u jabber is worse
jabber science freak in any modern au i love you
jabber knowing every minute difference whenever he rides mankira like how zanka knows lovelys smell and weight and presence in canonā¦. augh
jabber, twirling his hair: omg so whats up w mankira zanka: i know u know whats up w her but we both love ur girl so ill tell u
yESS JABBER THATS UR MAN AND UR GIRL
possessive jabber in any universe!!!!!
jabber knowing zanka wouldve allowed jabber all over him im so so so
uve got a good grip on enjins backstory for someone that hasnt read the manga! like yes he changed his name and yes his homelife was uh. not good is an understatement, and yes he did leave that life too! and yes the tattoos are for hiding marks good job!!!
immediate psyho thoughts there jabber
jabber is giving toothless when hiccup is stepping on his drawings i love it just progressively darker and ready to bite if he keeps testing him
p sure if enjin stayed for longer, touching him like that, jabber would be making plans to do *something* to him
in a modern au where they fr arent that batshit insane as in canon i swear jabbers still gonna have at least a portion of that
enjin knowing that he cant keep picking fights with the youngins
GOB ENJIN FR FR
This... this fills me with life you have no idea...
Long analysis and comments of my fics are like sweet nectar and I'm a starving bee ššš
I swear half of the time I spent writing this fic was picking out Jabber and Zanka's bikes, and I wanted to find the right ones that would fit their vibes, thank you so much for looking at what I picked out!!
And honestly one of my favorite parts of the fic was Zanka pushing rudo back under the car š¤£ they are brothers fr fr šāāļø also, I appreciate you affirming my Enjin, I realized as I was reading this that was the first time I'd ever written him š«¢ I was 100% just making everything up, I'm surprised I got that close LMAO
Idk if I put it in the notes but I had gotten requests to write jealous jabber, and this was the fic I came up with. I had other ideas of expanding it, but it just hasn't happened yet š„²š
Also, did you draw that?? It's so cute!!
Thank you so much for this!! Reading ur comments makes me so happy!!!
submitting my comments for ur be honest knyxgachi fic bc ITS BEEN SWIRLING IN MY MIND SINCE I READ IT
ngl i love love love this au like demon slayer is very black and white in that the factions are just demons and people against the demons but i love that, with the power of a one shot, uve chosen to just put jabber and zanka just in canon with the other characters!!! jabber in the demon slayer corp under shinobu is a masterclass in using what uve got, bc obviously if theres someone thats already made for using specific self-made poisons using blades of course jabbers gonna wanna get in on it!!!!! i love that shinobu is being as responsible as she can by trying to encourage jabber to be more cooperative and having that be the condition for fighting a lower moon!!! of course jabbers gonna have an atypical weapon, like why use swords when u have the tekko kagi right there!!!!! i love that jabber doesn tgive a shit about humans, bc of course hes using his position to fish for bigger fights!!i love that despite his shit personality, he surprisingly respects his local figure for authority (like how he stops fighting the cleaners bc cthoni told him zodyl wanted him to like!!!!) oh my god!!!!! and the fact that its jabber the one thats human, fragile but still gunning for danger, loving the close range combat, killing demons with one touch, i wonder if hes like one claw is for humans and one claw is for demons or smthn to reflect mankiras dual toxins??? the most deranged and bloodthirsty person here and hes a human!!!!!
fucking devastating work making zankas backstory the way it is, and i love how u added the shit nijikus probable reaction to disabled!zanka, the fact that a little teen zanka was out fighting demons with no backup, left alone for a week without any notice, and comes back by sheer force of will and lady tamayos intervention!!! i love lady tamayo in demon slayer and i wish she had more screentime!!!!! like of course zankas gonna need someone to bring him up from whatever hole hes dug for him to stay in! he doesnt want to stay in the hole but he *needs* someone to tell him to get up! crutch!lovely assistaff is gonna forever be my jam! and his backstory hurts here bc not only did he have to fully grow up with the nijikus (enough that hes been allowed on missions onhis own, presumably finishing whaever torture methods the nijikus have deemed training (also!!!! we need a timeline!!!!! when the fuck did all this happen? can jabber still stab gouka? also!!! the fact that we never even have kyouka mentioned is already so telling as to what their relationship is. did she just never show her face ever since zanka came back from that mission? bitch!!!) (not forgetting abt the poison training fUCKHIS FAMILY) AND THEN spend 5 whole years with gouka fucking with him? bitch!!!! jabber is right if i was there ID ALSO KILL THEM lady tamayo singlehandely holding zankas sense of morality on a tight leash gorilla grip
ok so those r my immediate thoughts on this from multiple rereads, and now follows my live thoughts while i reread it hehe
i can imagine jabber just having a big pouch of various poisons like in bighero6
ZANKA IMMORTAL BEAUTY CORE!!! FUCK YES
jabber straight up not giving a shit abt the lore FR FR
like it makes sense for me for jabber to fight demons bc it seems like even in canon he prefers fighting humans or at least things that can feel pain
lady tamayo being the core of defeating muzan and giving ZERO shits i love this asshole
their relationship here kinda feels like the janka moments from the āliteral liesā fanfic! idk but its the *vibes*
āzanka, of course, never consented to thisā FUCK YEAH BEST DYNAMIC
jabber hearning for zankas heartbeatā¦.
i love love love the dynamics of someone mortal interweaving their lives with someone immortal, the sense of time and urgency being incongruentā¦. fucking delicious
jabber never being able to rememebr the other guys nameā¦. same!! sorry bro
even here, zanka jsut immediately looks different from other demons like how zanka looks nothing like the other cleaners via his nijiku blood
bro the way u approached his gachiakuta x kny is making me want to make a soul eater au
jabber being the wack middle man between lady tamayos faction and the slayers corps is such a funny concept. shinobu lets her feral dog run wild every couple weeks andfor some reason he returns high off his ass, completely sober, and raving abtĀ a demon he met that made him bleed an dresists the wisteria poisons and also btw another good demon thats free from muzans curse and can make her own demons and is actively trying to find a way to kill muzan and have i told u abt zanka? shinobu: wait wait go back what were u saying abt demonsĀ
fym they spend nights stargazing? im gonna kill you this is so cute
just noticed zanka never got the chance to go get blood and finish lady tamayos task
the addition of zanka to lady tamayos faction is so good they finally have a fighter and a vanguard
jabbers inhuman sense of smell fitting in very nicely with demon slayers tendency to associate their characters with one specific sense hightened is so so perfect
the visuals of jabber using mankira to cage zankaā¦ luv
love that even jabber, who actively likes tormenting people and doing fucked up things, can correctly identify that zanka being poisoned to train him in ihs human life is like. fucked up. self aware king
ālingering on his lipsā COME ON JUST DO IT
why do i feel like if this had a sequel the demon that crippled zanka is gonna b plot relevant
god lovely assistaff ebing the one thing literall yholding zanka up, becoming one of his limbs, still in any universe a reflection of his soul. you can tell whats happening to zanka bc it will always be relfected in how aibo is being treated, and in the nijiku household, goka almost breaking her meant that hed break zanka too, that there never was any going back from that momentā¦
jabber sharing about mankira after zanka tells him about lovelyā¦ life for a life, soul for a soulā¦
zanka baby when will you learn that jabber does what he wants and u cant make him do things that he doesnt want to do
WOOF MENTIONED
god jabber cupping zankas face, oh my god FINGERS IN MOUTH? TEETH TOUCHING? THIS FIC WAS MADE FOR ME SPECIFICALLY OH GOD
āi think you were meant to be a demonā i think u were meant to meet me GOD UFCKING DAMN ITTTTT
bro when the human is the one pushing the vampire to drinkā¦. PLEASE
jabber, fingers in zankas mouth, blood spilling onto his tongue. zanka, flushed dark red, in the moonlight, glowing eyes hazy from want, staring into jabber, almost euphoric at the taste of jabbers life on his tongue, hearing nothing but his heartbeat and his own blood flow through his veinsā¦.
zankas canon hearing sense x jabbers canon smell sense
zanka sooooo so close to just straddling jabbers lapā¦
bro when someone is going āi shouldntā but their body is moving.. and the other person encouraging themā¦ GOD
leaking as an adjective for bleeding, truly just a bloodbag
i was fiddling with a couple of piercings on my ear the other day and it started bleeding for a good while and i was doing it while standing up. can confirm the lightheadedness from bloodloss and almost fainting feels so fucking good jesus christ me š¤ jabber fr fr
PATHETIC ZANKA COVERED IN BLOOD IN THE MOONLIGHT
THESE IDIOTS ARE SO CLOSE TO FINALLY KISSING BUT THEN GETTING COCKBLOCKED theyre skipping straight into mutual blood consumption when will they finally go to the final base: handholdingĀ
jabber clarifying that while it was unsafe and insane, it was definitely consensual
put your whole authorussy into zankas bacsktory and worldbuilding and it was all so so worth it
Ah sorry this one took longer for me to respond to, I was finishing up my work day
Monster zanka x human (monsterfucker) Jabber is one of my FAVORITE things, esp if zanka has shame abt being with a human teehee. He doesnāt necessarily have shame abt it in this one, but he def was like,,, embarrassed to have been caught š
I haven't heard of Literal Lies, who is the author? Is be interested to read!!
I'm not typically one for crossovers so I was worried no one would like this fic, I def put way too much energy into Zanka's and Lovely's backstory, but I was just having so much fun and the ideas kept coming to me as I was writing it!
(I miss that feeling, I've had writers block for about a month and a half now ššš)
But yea I picture kyouka taking one look at disabled zanka and never giving him a second thought bc heās no longer strong and now heās a huge burden to the family, and while kyouka faced this distaste just by ignoring his existence it made Goka ANGRY. I like to think that Zanka was an accident baby, which had his siblings hate him from an early age. So goka's now like "you were a burden when you were born but then you became somewhat useful, but now you're utterly useless." Essentially no one cared that goka would take his anger out on Zanka, they just kept him imprisoned in their estate so he couldn't bring public shame to their family. Goka figured he killed Zanka that night, and they just washed away the blood stains the next day, not bothering to follow the trail beyond where it could lead back to the estate
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More janka teeth touching!! More janka fingers in mouth!!!!! Always. Always I will add this šāāļøšāāļø
As for the timeline,,,, maybe goka is still alive? Zanka's family is either all still alive and just a decade or two older OR they're all dead and he can never get closure šš«¶
Thank you again for these comments!!! They make me want to write but I have to focus my creative energy into other things atm šµāš«š¤§
