#psychedemigod

[moved-19871997]

imagine if half of dream's family still thinks he works at apple. like he just making bank at the genius bar charging 2000 dollars to fix the keyboard on your brand new mac

id fully believe that he just hasn’t updated his extended family on him quitting his job at apple care and occasionally they’ll be like ‘hey can u fix my phone’ and he’ll be slightly confused and just buy them a new one

[strandedcrow]

my favorite Floridian got taken over by the nft bros oh no oh god

omg i’m the favorite floridian lets go

[wolfythewitch]

Solution: phil gets the equivalent of leg warmers for his shoulders

Afahsg just tape some hand warmers to his shoulders and call it a day

[lollitree]

All mights power is bloodlust, just like a real chicken

Unassuming at first, and then an absolute terror in battle

[springatito-moved]

i had a dream at some point about tales where there was a third dimension that was actual like, alternate dimension travel hub? so instead of timelines karl could see other universes and how the karls in those ones were doing, i forget what the name was in my dream tho

oooo that sounds neat

[actualbird]

zag seeing a cat for the first time: what did they do to this dog

JHKJSFJKFSKJFKA alternatively

cat: nyah

zagreus, who has only ever heard that sound from a flame wheel: this weird dog is going to chase me then explode

[liquinn]

happy (only slightly!) belated birthday to best cool grampa.

@psychedemigod

<3

[agyo]

wow you also have the blockmen brain rot???

YEA ITS BLOCKMEN BRAIN DECAY TIME!!