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[pathfdr-blog]

I   WAS   WITH   YOU   BEFORE        /          WE   WERE   EVEN   BORN.          ind.   scott   &   sara   ryder   from   mass   effect,   written   by   eros   &   nani,   selective   &   private.

[warcommanded]

pthfinder replied to your post: when you’re a ship whore but your muse is a grumpy...

someone give that man a kiss he deserves it

^^^^^^^ louder for the people in the back

[hefound]

pthfinder replied to your post: workin on those Icons, but consider this a starter...

me dad plz

*looks at smudged writing on hand* sure thing scoot

[shepvrd-blog]

“ don’t shoot. ”

TWO WORD SENTENCE STARTERS | STILL ACCEPTING

The commander’s finger lifts from the trigger and moves to the release; not enough, however, that he will be at a disadvantage if push comes to shove. These are uncertain times and anyone could be an enemy in disguise.

❝Who are you?❞ Curiosity tugs one of Shepard’s thick, black brows up his forehead.

[mercurialnight]

Omnithera (quotes courtesy of Dave)

Lindarra: Why are you so concerned with glory? Gekkou: *Ribbit* Alciel: He speaks words of wisdom! Dave: Really I’m just having a conversation with the other grippli.

Wes: Yeah bro, 9 inches. Kobard: No fair, you are of the dervish! Samuel: Hey, what’s wrong with the dervish! Kobard: They’re good dancers! Dave: I will always dance with a fair maiden! Cera: Kay, I’m dancing with the frog. Beowulf: That stands up to your crotch. Wes: It’s a different kind of dancing. That tongue action! Kobard the kobold bard is itself quote-worthy. Beowulf: She’s kinda new to common, so you say go and she just sits there for a moment and you’re like *slams arm down*. You not say go! Dave: See, that’s what happens when you put me under pressure, you get corgis named Jeffrey. I’m quoting myself dammit. Wes: We’re gonna check this later tonight and it’s going to all be Dave quotes. Beowulf: That’s what he wants! Ho ho ho, I’m the only one that’s funny. Wes: There are 100 sheep right? Just roll a d100 to see how many are black. Beowulf: Pretty sure black sheep don’t happen that often. 98 of them are black… Dave: We clearly walked into the wrong neighborhood. Beowulf: Are you playing hours of sheep noises? Myles: Yes. Beowulf: Keep it! Because for the next few hours of real time you’re going to get fucking tired of it! Beowulf: Wellthere’salotofthingsthathappenbetweenhereandthereyou’regonnagetattackedbyabunchofstuffand*Boomhauer gibberish*. ButI’mgonnacomealongandmakesureyoudon’tstealanysheep. Cera: I cast detect magic on the farmer. Beowulf: HE’S SATAN! Cera: You can’t be too careful! Beowulf: There’s something magical in his pants. Cera: Hey, don’t underestimate me, I could probably charm it out of him. Dave: *Rolls Sense Motive* 23. Beowulf: You sense that he isn’t even aware of his motives. Myles: How do we make sure we don’t accidentally win? Cera: We’re herding sheep, how the fuck do you win at that?! Gekkou: Just follow my lead whenever a battle happens. Alciel: It’s hard to think with all these sheep. Kobard: But we should do the quest our way! Gekkou: Then where would you have her? Kobard: RIGHT THERE! *Where Lindarra tried to put her* I am such a genius! Drova: I have never met someone so smart! Beowulf: The farmer stops and stares at something in the grass, almost forgetting that he is herding sheep. Gekkou: Good farmer, what is it? Beowulf: There is something shiny…Oh, here it is! *Picks up a copper piece* Wes: We could just have the barbarians throw them across! Cera: Do you know how long that’ll take?! Beowulf: You’d also probably put everyone else to sleep! Cera: I smack the thing away, then I’m like, ‘the fuck?!’ Beowulf: There is now a swarm of wasps, deal with it. Cera: I can’t do shit to a swarm! Gekkou: Maiden that is versed in the healing arts, care to patch up the rest of my wounds? Cera: Zap. Beowulf: You zap him?! That’s uncalled for! Dave: She really didn’t want to heal people this session! Beowulf: You get out of the forest, and then you hear something upsetting. It is…the sound of moving water. Cera: Who has rope? Wes: I have rope. Cera: What kind of rope? Wes: All the rope. I don’t have any rope. Gekkou: Frederick, do you have any genius plans? Frederick: *Ribbit* Cera: Take your armor off. Myles: *Ripping off shirt gesture* Drova: Hey, you’re kinda cute. Beowulf: Of the 20 sheep, 6 wander off. Cera: Six?! What the fuck were you doing?! Myles: Rolling twelves. Beowulf: Sheep aren’t that smart, they’re going baaaglarglargla and gargling water! They aren’t thinking, oh no, I should hold my breath before I am submerged! Cera: Y’know what’s a bad idea? Casting light on the sheep? They’ll be like, shit! Fuck! Piss! What the Hell?! Beowulf: I’m a glowin’ sheep! Beowulf: So you make your way into the cave- Cera: Makin’ my way downtown, walkin’ fast… Beowulf: >.> Wes: It is a cane that becomes a sword! That becomes a gun! That becomes a cane!

Beowulf: Where did you find such a long track of sheep losing their shit? Myles: It was requested on Youtube. Wes: Have you had to repeat it at all? Myles: It’s twelve hours. Beowulf: Who would ever want twelve hours of sheep losing their shit?! Myles: For context, the uploader is named ‘The 12 Hour Movie Specialist.’ Beowulf: Maybe a better choice of weapon would have been your now dick of diamonds. Cera: Alright, 'Dick-of-Diamonds,' you're gonna have to fight your girlfriend. Beowulf: Dorva's like *flex and grunt* Dave: And Alciel's like, "guys, I gotta go clean up now." 

Gekkou: Well, winged one, it looks like we must now end our alliance and meet on the field of battle! Quaran: *Bows* 

Dave: HE'S SUCH A MARY SUE! Quaran: The darkness ahead of me is nothing compared to the darkness behind me...