Hi jen! Idk if you did one already but i wanted to ask if you could do a fic rec with public edging ( i know you like that tag agnsahj) and like sex in public/ exhibitionist kink? I just love when L gets H all riled up a la buttplug interview style ahncxhjh jesus those guys! Or if you already have done one could you link it for me? Thank you!! Hope you're having a good day!
I don’t think I do, but whatever, I like makin’ ‘em, so here you go, angel, enjoy this mixed bag of delights, and I’m sure I’ll wake up tonight, snap my fingers, and think of the perfect one I left off, but these are among my absolute faves:
just want to make love to you, by beautlouis, E, 3.7k. Louis has a lapful of Harry before the car has even closed and maybe he should be a bit concerned about that, judging from the look in Liam's eye, but it's hard to worry about anything when Harry's wriggling against him, warm and insistent. "'m so hard," Harry pants against his ear. "Been this way since we got off the stage, want--want you to fuck me, yeah, I want--" (aftermath of the xfactor performance with Ronny Wood, so it’s more self-public edging? anyway, I love this author, so it might be a stretch, but idc!)
that boy’s got my heart in a silver cage, by orphan_account, E, 3.9k. The whole thing is addictive somehow, and not just because of the way that it makes Louis feel, like Harry is his and he'll do anything he says—but because of the way Harry reacts to it, even in public, twisting in his seat and tripping over his words and once even briefly hiding his face in Louis's shoulder because he's so flustered, causing the girls in the audience to squeal and shout. (this is allll public edging and Louis finding out how much he likes to do it)
Powerless (and I Don’t Care It’s Obvious), by objectlesson/ @alienfuckeronmain, E, 4k. “Oh no, Lou, don’t make me laugh,” he whimpers. His Ribena-purple mouth twists into a glorious, breakable shape, and Louis’s heart stops. He should not be getting turned on by Harry’s full-bladder discomfort, his little twitches, his hips-stuttering. And yet. (Phoenix wrote this one for me for my birthday last year, and it’s SO GOOD, the way Louis pushes him, the desperation)
Your Serve, by larrymylove, M, 4.4k. Harry bit his lower lip, still watching from his place on the plush burgundy leather sofa. Niall was beside him, flicking through some game on his phone. Louis smacked the paddle loudly against his hand and Harry felt something inside of him clench. (this is almost like oblivious public edging because Louis doesn’t realize he’s doing it, but YEAH, HE SURE IS)
Unplugged, by @dinosaursmate, E, 4.6k. “I’m so fucking horny, Louis.” Louis closed his eyes, taking a second to compose himself. “Harry, we’re at work. Control yourself.” He opened his eyes and cocked his eyebrow. “If my boss catches you in here-” “Louis, you know as well as I do that all the managers are at a conference today,” Harry smirked. “And that means you are the most superior person in the building right now.” (this is an entire series about Harry loving being plugged, highly recommended)
causing trouble up in hotel rooms (baby, i’m perfect), by felixandtae, NR, 6k. A fan threw a Green Bay Packers crop top on stage and Harry kept it. We all know what happened after that. (this is a bit of Harry teasing Louis on stage)
Agent Provocateur, by orphan_account, E, 7k. "You want me to wear them?" His voice cracked, and he guessed it was a testament to how much he was used to obeying Louis that he didn't throw the knickers at him, and instead stood and began to slide off his jeans and boxer briefs. (Louis tells Harry what to wear on stage)
Warm Glow That Lingers On, by blake/ @newleafover, E, 8.5k. If Harry wants his nails painted red, he's got to earn it first. (JESUS CHRIST, this is a scorcher, Louis casually working Harry up backstage)
Day 21: On the Edge, by TheCellarDoor, M, 9.9k. How many times can you be pushed to the brink before you can't hold back anymore? Or orgasms come to those who wait. (is as it says, and YEAH, ver’ ver’ good, remote controls, etc.)
Beneath the Suits, by someonethatsfunny, E, 10k. Harry and Louis had a bit of a ritual when it came to award shows. And that ritual didn’t lend itself very well to after parties or being around other people in general. (the public part is edging each other at award shows)
Gnossienne, by pukeandcry, E, 11k. Louis sets a challenge for himself; it gets a bit out of hand. (Louis edges himself and wears a plug through a busy day of interviews as kind of a dare)
you’re stumbling like the nazarene, by sarcasticfluentry, E, 13k. Harry hasn't had an orgasm in six weeks since he gave them up for Lent. On Easter Day, he has five. (UM, ONLY ONE OF MY FAVE FICS EVER, it’s the second in a series, and Louis actually edges Harry in church, goddddddddd, it’s so good)
Santa Baby Honey, by @sadaveniren, E, 28k. “Let’s cut right to the chase,” Niall said, loading the powerpoint, which was just one page, comprised of Louis’ face and the words How do you solve a problem like this asshole? “It’s the beginning of November and Louis is already being a fuckwit. How are we gonna have him knock that shit off this year?” (this author has an entire sex club universe with loads of public edging/exhibitionism, but this one’s my fave because it’s so funny and extremely hot, the conference room with the remote control = A+)
Alright sugar! You gave me something to think about so I'm returning the favor with one for your muse, Aurora. Public edging or filming in the bedroom? *winks*
Ohh my this is a tough one. Not that public edging wouldn’t be exhilarating and intense but Aurora would be into filming a naughty private film in the bedroom. Expecially if a certain blue handed turtle was holding the camera giving a few delicious demands.
Leo would have to return the favor of course, it’s only fair. Aurora would most definitely enjoy filming him nestled between her open thighs and his blue piercing eyes locked in on her while he devours her whole. Yes that would be lovely.
THE CATEGORY IS...PUBLIC EDGING, and you have two options, read this recap or binge "Pose" (you can do both, it's a long weekend, but I heavily favor Billy Porter and Mj Rodriguez and everyone else on that show, they’re god-tier, the end, GO WATCH).
If you’re down for some public edging on this bullshit holiday, though, nobody does it better than Louis Tomlinson jacking off a plant purely to make Harry Styles uncomfortable. We've all seen the gifs, but I recommend watching this one in full because it actually has a shit-ton of other things happening in it, too, plus, if you need a break from fireworks (or if "Pose" has hit you hard in the feels), these 16 minutes can be a tiny breath of fresh air. Allez cuisine!
Here's the link to the full interview, and if you speak Italian, BOY, ARE YOU IN LUCK because you'll actually understand the (exceedingly lengthy) questions instead of relying on the (somewhat hungover) answers for context (the questions are literally never translated). I know a smattering of Italian, so all the comments are thisclose to something I sorta get, enough to make me wanna fire up Duolingo, anyway, but here are some things to keep an eye out for:
This was filmed on November 1, 2012, the day after Halloween, which is presumably why both Louis and Zayn haven't quite removed all their eye makeup, but they're clearly followed around by a squad of people, and yet nobody has the time or inclination to hand over a makeup wipe
Louis is ON FIRE, presumably because all of them are low-energy and hungover, so he’s pulling the entire weight, and it is exhausting, he’s shot out of a canon from the introductions with a dance that I wish I had the power to gif:
Take a drink every time he and Zayn squirm around and end up sitting like this:
WMYB plays in a constant loop in the background--at least five times consecutively over the course of this talk--and why does that always happen in every interview they do, WE GET IT
They're already world famous at this point, but Louis says not to worry, they all have their own private homes, and "actually no one knows where we live...ha. ha. ha.”
Who wore the maroon scooped-neck shirt of fic lore better?
I love that there's a question about disguises that works on two levels (I definitely recognized "barba" [beard in Italian] in one of those questions, lmao)
During a lengthy question about flash mobs, Louis and Niall both mime boobs/shirt lifting before getting around to answering the question, and I'm so into Louis saying he wants to know when the next one is, "So we can show up DRESSED AS WOMEN," the last bit directed at Harry, who when the camera pulls back, is looking at the ceiling
Louis makes move no. 1 for the plant, but the interviewers step in to hand over an ipad (to prove the flash mob numbers??? Louis: "I have to confess, I'm an absolute tech geek" Me: “uh, okay?”)
There's some talk about them being in the wax museum, then they all sort of shake themselves awake to pose as wax figures, which is just...yeah (Louis's the last one to break his pose, and it's as awkward as you think it could be):
The fan questions are just as challenging as the host ones, but thankfully, much shorter, and we DO learn a few things, like, these five watched a lot of films about the Beatles together as a group, and I stared at the wall for a long time wondering why: Were they told to, in some sort of push to get them to emulate that cheeky band camaraderie? Did they opt to do so on their own, to see what a similar group went through and dealt with? Was this what pushed them to take over some song-writing control, etc.? Of all the things they could sit around and watch together, why was it films about the Beatles (not even Beatles films)???? I have questions!!!!
Let’s just appreciate this gorgeous hand AND Zayn’s incredible face (if, like me, you’ve actually read the bullshit of “Who We Are,” you know the bullshit story “straight from his mouth” about the bleach streak, lmao:
But the real gold is at 7:30, jerk-off-o'clock, and this entire segment is incredible because Louis's being a little shit (up until now, he's been on the ipad looking at fanart (my guess), but Harry's not playing along when Louis starts trying to edge him mid-interview (looks down uncomfortably after he sees it), and OF COURSE, after fruitlessly wanking this plant, Louis looks to the right (to the team, presumably), his face drops slightly, and he stops abruptly:
During all of this, they’re still going on and on about the Beatles, but Louis has moved on to do a complicated dance move to get Harry's attention (no dice, he gets it for a second, then Harry's looking down again), gifmakers, assemble!!
Louis grabs the ipad again, and as Liam drones on about the Beatles some more, he shows him something distracting, and we soon learn it's a big page of boobs (straight guys, amirite??)
The interviewers finally get into the makeup traces, and we learn that Liam, Louis, and Zayn went full-on with face makeup this year (whither narry??), and that "it was a good night, we did crazy dancing, not many people recognized us"
Louis grows bored of the next fan question, so it's on to chance no. 3 to jack off a plant:
There's a lot of chatter about learning Italian, how much fun they're having, the crazy year they've had with the Olympics, their sloppy-ass video shoots, etc.
Louis and Harry finally get on the same page and start doing that telepathic language twins speak before Harry praises a bunch of randos currently on the charts who are good to write with (Ed Sheerhands, McFly, you know the type--white, male, nonthreatening, chart-topping):
There's a really weird segue into having them sign some shit for charity and take a look at some fan mail, and these are the faces of people who have seen some shit, Euphoria was a goddamned cake walk:
But BY FAR, the best part is at the end, when the interviewers need to jack themselves off and ask if this was a good experience or not, and Liam (!!) says, "I think this could have been the best interview ever," Harry deadpans, "It's the top three for sure," and Louis slamdunks it with, "This is potentially the best moment of my life.” I PROMISE YOU, if you watch nothing else here, tune into those last ten seconds, and you can die happy
