May 16
Hollanov phone sex except it’s actually just Shane calling Ilya while he does household chores and Ilya thinks he’s going to pass out because all his blood is in his dick
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Hollanov phone sex except it’s actually just Shane calling Ilya while he does household chores and Ilya thinks he’s going to pass out because all his blood is in his dick
See I think it would be really funny if Marleau got drunk after a game one day and just started confessing to Ilya that he’s attracted to Hayden and Jackie. Crucially: he fully believes this is because he’s attracted to Jackie, and only wants a threesome with Hayden so it isn’t cheating. (It never crosses his mind that Jackie could get permission to fuck him without Hayden being there.)
Eventually, Ilya gets tired of hearing about this (it’s probably distracting him from texting Shane), and just goes “oh my god you are so boring Marly, just say you want to fuck 15th best player and be done”. Marley takes this to heart and starts flirting with Hayden except they’re both idiots and Hayden doesn’t recognize that it’s flirting.
Hayden (going through a bisexual crisis), is slightly panicked that Marly has figured him out, but also Marly is attractive as shit so one day he eventually winds up jacking off to the thought of him. This then brings upon a frantic phone call a hotel bathroom at like 22:00 to Jackie admitting that he jacked off to a guy, who is exhausted and really doesn’t care (“No it wasn’t cheating love. Yes, even if you imagined a specific guy. No I don’t hate you.”).
Crucially: the three of them somehow manage to stumble into a polycule that nobody else knows exists.
Thinking about the first meeting in my unmasked!Shane AU. Shane hearing all about this hockey player who is actually on his level and that they're going to be playing in the same league? Most likely against each other? Oh boy he is so fucking excited, that man is rocking back and forth on his feet and clenching and unclenching his hands, the prospect cup cannot come quick enough. In fact he's so excited that he willingly goes out of his way to find Ilya and introduce himself to him, something that he hasn't done in forever because he couldn't be bothered to do so.
There's so much infodumping, Shane is 100% dissecting plays Ilya has made and complimenting specific things, while Ilya is frantically trying to catch up to what this man is saying and why in the world he has the worlds worst resting bitch face and sarcastic voice (neither of them are aware of his flat affect), but also he has very clearly paid close attention to Ilya and is apparently complimenting him, and he's so cute with those adorable freckles, and Ilya is so fucking intrigued.
See I think an AU in which as a kid, Shane realizes that masking drains his energy and attention away from hockey, says “fuck it” and stops masking would be really interesting. Crucially, he is still very media trained, he just cares about it far less. Like on a sliding scale of Ilya’s care towards media to canon!Shane’s care towards media he’s closer to Ilya than he is his canon self. I just think it would be neat to figure out all the little (and large) things it would change.
Marly and Hayden sneak out together after Boston/Montreal games to hangout/fuck (usually with either Jackie on the phone in Boston, or at the Pikes house in Montreal) but they aren’t found out by Shane and Ilya because they’re also busy sneaking out with each other. Hijinx absolutely ensue btw
Have we considered clicker training Hollanov