Sep 30, 2019
Puck: I wanna be a cool, unshakable asshole but instead I do one nice thing for an old lady and have to struggle not to cry when she thanks me.
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Puck: I wanna be a cool, unshakable asshole but instead I do one nice thing for an old lady and have to struggle not to cry when she thanks me.
Oberon: If your friends jumped off a cliff would-
Puck: Probably.
Puck: My biggest weakness is that I'm weak.
Glitch, in the distance: FUCK!
Puck: Hey! This is supposed to be a fucking family friendly dialogue! You’re scaring the people who are reading this!
Ash: Puck, you need to stop breaking the fourth wall. That is what’s disturbing the Mortal Readers and Viewers.
Puck: Sorry, force of habit.
Puck, thinking back on the events of The Iron King: Ah, old times! Remember that time I stabbed a police-officer?!
Everyone: ...
Puck: What? He shot me first!
During Summer’s Crossing: Titania, pissed off: Oh, you think you're being cute!
Puck: Bitch, I’m adorable!
Meghan: You ever feel like you’re being watched?
Puck: All the time, when you look this fucking gorgeous you have to get used to it.