#puffitale

[truscialoredana]

I just broke up with someone and that someone has been cheating on me with somebody else and I’m so devastated now I don’t know what to do and right now I am crying in bed and now I need someone to help me please I’m asking please so now I need someone to talk to I’m so angry inside what should I do and don’t tell me about finding another guy shit okay I already did so the guy I found is the one who I’m talking to now and he’s not saying anything to me can you see I’m crying here why don’t you say something to me and do you have any idea what I’m going through right now depression I need help I’m the one who needs help somebody please help me HELP!!!!!

[rockyhorrorpicturechic]

Adore Delano aside...but Adore does more of a current pop thing when I'm thinking more of a 80s Annie Lennox with a tenor type situation. To be honest, I kinda just want Sasha to end up being a Gotye in an Elizabethan gown - both in production, vocals and lyrical similarities...Or Gotye or my actual Bae JC could just release new solo work...*Tina Belcher floor groaning*

i don’t know what any of this says but im pretty sure sasha doesn’t sing. and anyways miss fame has the best ru girl album of all time so choke on that tea

[courgette96]

Ken Rylo's Buttfuck-porium

send me a made-up fic title and i’ll tell you what i would write to go with it

Hahaha, okay, so obviously this is going to be a Kylux one. XD

So, it turns out that there are many First-Order inspired porn bogs all over the holonet, and obviously Hux is a major connoisseur. He totally pretends to enjoy them ironically, but in fact it’s 10% attention to exactitude and 90% huge narcissism that keeps him coming back. 

Then one day he lands on a brand new, soaring website: Ken Rylo's Buttfuck-porium, which as the name suggest is a Kylo Ren themed porn site. And it turns out the most popular videos all feature Ken Rylo and General Sux/Fux/Cox.

At first Hux watches videos where Ken Rylo is the bottom because that way he can still pretend it’s hate-watching Kylo and not active interest. Only soon enough, he has them all watched, filled, and ranked according to quality in different lists for different moods. 

And then one day Kylo walks in on him. If this were one of the videos, Ken Rylo would bend General Butts over and punish him for his daring.

Unfortunately for Hux, Kylo Ren isn’t Ken Rylo: he wants to be taken out for dinner first.

[mixedbagofships]

puffitale replied to your post: People who complain about the C in JC standing for...

Yeah, but, yeah, but, yeah, but C.S Lewis

That one has always made me vaguely uncomfortable. Did people actually call him CS in person or was it just his pen name? JR sounds god-awful, too. I think it’s because if you spell the letters out, R and S end with a consonant sound. Jay Ar, See Es versus Jay See.

[truscialoredana]

I’m falling for you so that means I am falling in love with you I have feelings for you it means I’m in love with you

[truscialoredana]

I like sunsets on a cruise and on a boat you wanna join…………

[truscialoredana]

I sat there for hours and hours and cried like a baby I was crying my eye with real tears you should know what the reason is

[truscialoredana]

Do you ever get Emergency alerts or any other alerts do you ever get weather updates on your cell phone before it happens to me a lot of times