#puhhhhh

[baronessblixen]

Pairing: mulder/krycek, prompt: "you don't actually believe I have feelings for you, do you?"

Why do you hate me? 😂 But I said I'll write anything and so I will.

The sound of the zipper is loud in the dark, cold room. Mulder watches his nemesis get dressed, his hand absent-mindedly stroking his sticky stomach, the only tangible proof of what's happened here.

"Why don't you..." Mulder's voice is hoarse and unable to finish what he so desperately wants to say.

"You don't actually believe I have feelings for you, do you?" A snarl, a smirk and then he's gone again, like always.

[lucres]

Happy Happy Birthday Luisa!!!! I hope you have a great dayyyy!! 🥳 🎉 💜

I almost didn't recognize you there, Jamie 😂

Thank you 😘 and I did!

[allthingslinguistic]

The highly accurate dialect map we didn’t know we needed, from twitter. 

Bonus points for identifying the original distinction that this map was made for. (Answer on Language Log.)

[fruitful-gummies]

mutuals I am so sorry for the person I'm gonna become tomorrow

[lucres]

Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to ten of your favourite followers (non-negotiable) ♡ SPREAD THE LOVE ♡

Oh Amelie 💕 thank you so much !!!

1. My hair. I think it’s pretty (and way too long now).

2. My ability to get excited about anything and everything.

3. My faked confidence. It’s very useful sometimes.

4. My smile and laughter. It took me a long time to like them (thank you distorted mouth and guy who told me i laugh too loudly) and it’s still hard.

5. My knowledge. I just know (and remember) a lot, mostly useless stuff.

[amaliapalss]

confession: i think beyoncé is overrated

[kittyomega-blog]

sOMEONE BOUGHT A PREMADE I WANTED VERY BADLY WHILE I WAS WAITING FOR PEOPLE TO PAY ME...

[castleoflions]

Also I somehow went from perfectly well to having a head cold in less than 24 hours so.

There's that.

At least it's the week before my final speech and not the week of???