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When your a Charles Dickens’s character and your pulling bitches left and right. XD
he can't keep getting away with this
Hugh Morris, the man you are
The Adventures of Exo in The Ghetto - How To Pull Bitches.
"So. Are you gonna leavs us be or nah?" Suho questioned with arms crossed and eyebrows quirked.
The tallest member with a baby face of the opposite group rolled his eyes.
"Hyung let’s just leave them, I just wanna have some fun and get some bitches." He said.
"Shut up Zelo, it’s not your place to talk now." Another member who kinda looked like D.O. snarled.
"Nobody asked your bitch ass Dae Dae." Zelo snarled back.
The two bickered, causing the rest of the group to shut them both up. By the time they finally looked up, they realized the Exo boys have already left to go do something else with random girls in the party.
The 6 boys just decided to chill out and have fun at the party.
Chen approached a duo of girl’s, Baekhyun beside him.
"Hey." Chen said with a sly grin on his face, as he put his hands in his jean pockets.
One of the two girls giggled as she leaned her body towards him and flirted with him.
Baekhyun went to work with the other girl. He gave a false shy grin, as he brushed a hand through his black hair.
The girl initiated the convo, falling right into Baekhyuns’ fake innocent boy act.
Kai, and Luhan were like some type of tag team of sorts. Getting numbers left and right,& being eachothers wing man.
The twin towers, Kris and Chanyeol simply had to give a look, and the bitches were theirs.
The rest of the group was busy getting wasted, dancing, and eating.
"You’re a virgin?" The girl that was talking to Baekhyun asked surprised.
He nodded shyly, still playing his innocent boy act. The girl got a naughty glint in her eye as she smirked and leaned closer.”I can teach you.” She suggested seductively.
Baekhyun looked down at her, a shy smile on his face. “Are you s-sure?” He feigned flustered. Of course she didnt see the evil gleam in his eyes because she was to busy looking at his lips.
"Positive." She whispered as she leaned in and kissed his jaw, and then lead him to a bedroom in the house.
"Someone’s getting layed." Sehun said as he watched Baekhyun get dragged to a room.
"That’s my boy." Lay replied as he nodded with a proud smile on his face.
"What’s yo ass so happy bout? You aint the one in there getting some." Sehun told Lay with a sassy tone.
"Bitch please, watch me." Lay said back.
"Is that a challenge?" Sehun asked with narrowed eyes.
"It fshos is."
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I don't know whether it's just me or if my expectations have gotten a tad bit higher, but it annoys the hell out of me whenever people text me and they don't spell correctly or use grammar well. Oh well. Shit is weird.
Bill Nye at a party - circa 1980