Just some new twist to my clowning

will never escape Samsara ★🐍/🪷👂★ i love genderbend manga ★ Art sideblog @pokemanteau

[pokemoniker]

finally separated out my #rex (recommendations i am personally making) and #other rex (other people reccing things to me/to everyone, i can't vouch for everything here) tags

[pokemoniker]

I went to look up the veil births thing and was hit with how i for some reason looked up “muslims” on wikipedia???? While wroting that noor post I don’t remember why i did it

[anphivenas]

[kosmonin]

[dragongirlvenom]

absolutely legendary fucking poster holy shit

[argumate]

people with bad political opinions are cringey and weird about sex, just like everybody else

[karcatgirl-vantas]

people with bad political opinions have lots of gross sexual fetishes, but they have bad qualities too

[argumate]

if you click through to the blog of someone saying dumb stuff online you will always find a lot of esoteric pornography, but unfortunately you have to scroll past all the dumb stuff to find it

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[machine-saint]

All my critics become my clitics when I study the syntax of success

[heyitsmeisa-blog]

[idi0tsguide-deactivated20111109]

This never stops being hilarious

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Who wants to hear a DIY tiling pro tip that the experts won't tell you

[hazelriver74]

Yes!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Do not drop your phone into the bucket of tile adhesive. This step is actually completely unnecessary and massively complicates the tiling process.

[fueles]

You say this but my uncle is a tiler and he swears by the “drop phone in putty bucket” technique. I think you’re just posting this for clout

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Your uncle is caught up in a tradition that he was taught as an apprentice that he never questioned. Modern putty doesn't require phone, the formula has changed.

[perfectly-disfigured]

MY uncle says some customers still demand the phone putty technique because it "doesn't look right otherwise"

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Drop an empty phone case in and those customers can't tell the fucking difference because there is no fucking difference.

[machine-saint]

[importantcatpics]

[thyrell]

[seren-starlight]

I have radar. It's like gaydar but for Ra

[supermariomamafucker]

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

[pokemoniker]

bofajxnen

[dizzyghoast]

how do i pronounce this

[pokemoniker]

boh•fazh•xh’•nen

[pokemoniker]

bofajxnen

[catilinas]

friendly reminder that [the most cherrypicked interpretation of the text possible] <3

[killhitleragain]

just a little sex

[transxfiles]

CC: 

Kermit: Oh, oh, uh... well, fine. Listen, after these messages we’ll be back with a lot of great funny sketches and, and some neat songs... hm, and, and maybe some sex-

Yellow Muppet: What?

Kermit, reassuringly: Hm? Well, just a little sex-