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A day in the life of a high school senior. So! I was in crew yesterday one of my friends and our crew leader were talking. It was a: how is your year going? Kind of discussion, and we sorta kinda got off topic, as usual. Our teachers receive these river ducks for like prizes I guess? And they put them out on the smart board's, their desks, sometimes their shelves. And since our crew was once again off topic; our crew leader and not of my friends in crew walked over to the board with the river ducks. I bet you have no idea where this is going. So, my teacher and my friend being goofy beyond all reason. One of them, I can't remember so started it, pointed to a duck and made a pun. Because all the ducks were different, some had crowns, others had on Halloween stuff, one was a Viking, another was a baseball. So, the puns just continued. Teacher points to the princess duck and said, "stop being a drama queen." My friend pointed to the duck in the plan and said, "looks like it's smooth sailing from here." Another one of our crew mates pointed to the same duck and said," don't leave the little guys out." I pointed to the king one and said, "your a royal pain in my ass." My teacher pointed to the baseball one and said,"grow a pair." Our crew mate pointed to the same duck and said,"this year ha been nothing but curve balls." There were so many puns, and a lot of them actually followed the last pun made. But those were just the ones I remembered. When we ran out of puns we ran to the crew next door to see if the teacher in there had anymore fun ducks. Sadly though, hers were all cat ducks, as to be expected, such ended our pun war. And before that two of our funnier crew mates broke out in to a two guy Shreck reenactment. That was funny!! I might write more about that later! So that was my day! Well, the better half of it! -SR

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