A Homestuck AU where everything is the same except John starts every pesterlog by saying “i have an erection.”

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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A Homestuck AU where everything is the same except John starts every pesterlog by saying “i have an erection.”
Someone should write a book titled Everyday Scents that People Take for Granted but Smell Absolutely Wonderful.
Wayward Vagabond didn’t have any revealed name other than “The Mayor”, and he governed over real people.
Oh, he does govern over real people, alright. :P
This beautiful experience you call “true love.”
Oh man, I'm head over heels over the new Hiveswap art images because of how cute and homey they are, especially the ones featuring the trolls and kids. Too bad in the future most of these adorable goobers will end up getting brutally killed by SBURB meteors or the Vast Glub. ._.
a few piggy banks from a wholesale party supplies store near me. dora, buzz lightyear to the rescue, and john cena
VAMMUNOOS
I thought that that trolls turn into the animal their lusus when fully grown
That sounds cool, but it’s terrifying to think about the adorable, perky Feferi transforming into a colossal, Lovecraftian monstrosity.
I find it vaguely off-putting how my villager has the exact same hairstyle and hair color as that evil butcher villager in Hitokui Village.
Karkat: The Cancer troll who is a Gemini.
Some Dualscar nicknames I thought of in a few minutes:
Toolscar
Droolscar
Foolscar
This doesn't entirely count since I've been reading Homestuck since Day 1, but when Act 1 ended I thought John was dead, his meteor ruined civilization, and the story would follow Rose as the protag in a post-apocalyptic world trying to stop Sburb from finishing the job.
Hnrrrgh, this actually sounds really cool as an AU.
before I read homestuck every one kept describing it as "a game that a boy and his friends play" so I thought that the trolls where the characters that the beta kids played as and that Karkat was John game character.
QWOPkat.
Before I read Homestuck, I thought Eridan was a vampire.
That’s the same thing I thought.
Before I read homestuck I thought the Condesce was feferi turned evil.
Found these on a trip to Greece.
No... why must they invade the country my family comes from. Is no place on Earth safe?
before i read homestuck i thought sprites were all the dead people’s ghosts and that combined sprites are the dead people who married
Till death do us merge?
blue pikachu
Pikablu is my favorite Pokemon.