#pun hell

[paranormal-pal]

Let’s get something straight

I mean, it’s pretty crystal queer what I’m about to say, I could never get it bi y’all. You’re practically omni-potent, and it makes me feel gay thinking about it. Even if we were trans-Atlantic you could figure it out. Let’s hope this pans out well, and you don’t have an ace up your sleeve. I mean, thinking about this going wrong brings an aro to my heart. Just thinking about it makes me want to hide in the closet.

Happy pride month! Im bi and non-binary. I go by any pronouns except she/her, and my name is Charlie/moss!

[bobateebrek]

Why doesn't Bumblebee like shrink rays?

Because they're Bee-littleling.

[beenhadknew]

Fuck being sick. But also. I'm fucking sicK.

[bubbleinspace]

Sex in weird positions making you pull abdominal muscles like ... bustin' a gut.

[shantiyen]

*emerges from the depths of pun hell, clothing torn and burnt in places, face and hair covered in soot*

hi

[notasinwonderland]

You don't know true pun hell until you're an ace with pan buddies and your friendship morphs into a never ending stream of "all or nothing" jokes.

[shantiyen]

did you think i forgot about my puns well HOOWEE YOU SURE WERE WRONG

[wings-of-scarlet-light]

This is what happens when puns are brought into a conversation. I unleash pun hell. ((Was chatting with @freakyfangirl03))