#pun jail

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[lemonsharks]

Hey science side of Tumblr

Q: What particles are cats made of?

A: Mewons

😹😹😹😹😹

[lemonsharks]

[gentrychild]

Guess that microwave turned the notorious hero-killer Stain into a stain on the ground, *ba dum tsss*

To the pun jail you go!

[lemonsharks]

Q. Why are cats solid when you pat them but liquid when at rest?

A. They are non-MEWtonian fluids

[gentrychild]

whoa thats messed up! i demand prisoners rights

You can demand all you want but you won’t get them.

[gentrychild]

I am under attack.

[gentrychild]

You think that we will show our weapuns? Hah, we're just dis-track-ting you from all the goodies we have, but ofc we have to wait till the purrfect dramatic moment to use them

Aww, look at the leader of the rebellion who show their face because I taunted them.

*grabs their throne*

Too bad, Lovelyflowerlov.

*breaks the throne over your head*