#pun night

[misslucigoosey]

Josh dun has hands joshguns- the only pun you ever need

tru. 

maya wins pun night like 

[misslucigoosey]

I was talking to my sister earlier and I put my hair in a bun and she always has hers in one but I never do so I was like "I finally jumped on the BUN-wagon!" She didn't laugh but I thought it was hilarious.

A+ pun tbh cant believe juliet didnt appreciate it omg

send me puns bc puns are fun

[eebydeebyy]

soundwave, more like stuck-in-shadowzone-wave

excuse you

[devipotato]

<Old Roots> guess you could say this situation has me <Old Roots> rattled

<Old Roots> HEH <Old Roots> here today, gone to-marrow

<Old Roots> you cant see me <Old Roots> because im skull-king

<Mags McGillicuddy> IM ANGRY BECAUSE I CANT THINK OF ANY <Deviance> SAME <Deviance> roots has us outclassed <Deviance> we're boned <Old Roots> its because im humerus <Mags McGillicuddy> i guess im in skull... right now <Old Roots> hey guys <Deviance> roots....... <Old Roots> whats a skeletons fave instrument <Deviance> nooooo <Old Roots> a trom-bone <Old Roots> pshh you can play ur music but <Old Roots> it wont get under my skin <Old Roots> heh get it because skeletons <Old Roots> i think im done <Deviance> it's ok roots we know you're just ribbing us <Old Roots> I DONT THINK I HAVE ANY MORE PUNS SORRY SHOWS OVER <Mags McGillicuddy> cmon throw me a bone here <Deviance> are you sure you don't have a femur <Deviance> (that was a stretch i'm sorry)

[bloodrock-lobster]

Corypheus doesn't like how his people do things. They have to listen to him Coryphefuss.

Calpernia tells too many jokes when she's drunk. She turns into Calpunia

Erimond has to listen to it. He becomes eridone with it and leaves. Erimond makes a mistake. Errormond

Samson gets a computer. The first thing he does is make a Sam-sim.

[bloodrock-lobster]

cole somehow ends up owning a sandbar. he calls it the Cole Shoal

Master Dennet gives Cole rights to the youngest horse in the stables. It’s Cole’s foal.

He’s Cole, but he’s not a Coledier

Cole joins the Inquisitor on a walk. They enjoy the Cole Stroll.

Cole adopts a plant. It’s a Eucoleyptus shrub.

[bloodrock-lobster]

kazuyagoddamnmishima

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I keep trying to find a way to make the pun...

cole leaping into battle and shouting THE COLE TRAIN HAS PULLED INTO THE STATION

Ends the fight with "They didn't stand a ghost of a chance" then turns and does a thumbs up at Varric

alternatively

Cole demands compensation for killing the last bandit, It's the Cole Toll

[acupfullofsynthen]

What happens when Nautica starts swearing like a sailor? She becomes a Nauticuss.