#punchalot

[incatsclothing]

@punchalot replied to your post “What if you're never able to be enough?”:

Just enough? Babe, I think you insulted yourself. Or you're leaving the MILFs unsatisfied.

​MILFs are definitely satisfied when I'm done with them, don't worry. Just a turn of the phrase, or whatever you call it. I don't know. These messages suck, dude.

[dirtypawscleanboots]

@punchalot

[pm] This is Nova, not sure if you remember me. Anyway, can I pet you?

[pm] Nova...Nova...OH FUCK. Nova! I remember you! And I'm assuming that since you're asking to pet me, you saw my little ring mishap. Funny what people will believe is real. Heh. If you're as hot as you were back then, yeah, sure. Why not? Come on over and pet me.

[bladesbounties]

@punchalot replied to your post “[pm] Hey! So thanks for the Hey, Daiyu, my friend,...”:

[pm] Aw, I was just thinking of chopping my hair Daiyu-style to match. Which is, y'know, looking like I sneezed repeatedly while cutting my hair blindfolded. [...] Slow! Who would've thought? If ONLY I was cool ranger who smells like burgers. If only.

​[pm] Wow, how did you know that's exactly how I cut my hair? You should still do it. People will totally ask you if you need some kind of medication. [...] I smell like burgers? Awesome. [...] Need anything?

[dirtypawscleanboots]

@punchalot

[pm] Leaning negative, actually. They're supposed to be for your teeth, I just don't think they'd be helpful down there. You really get growly at these dog jokes.

[pm] I know what a Greenie is for. I just think they'd be well suited there, since I'm not a fucking dog. Did I taste like a dog when you had a piece of me the other night in the back of my car?

[dirtypawscleanboots]

[pm] What's your stance on Greenies?

[pm] Fuck you, Nova. What's your stance on having Greenies shoved up your ass?

[dirtypawscleanboots]

[pm] Can I pet you?

[pm] Excuse me, what?