#s1 dash

[vengeancedemon]

@diana-triformis replied to your post “[pm] Thank thank y Can we please pretend I didn't...”:

[pm] They don't talk, sure, but their eyes say a whole lot. He looked so pissed when I finally stood up. [...] [...] Listen, I'm [...] sorry about the other night. If the bartender gives you shit for the hand dryer, just blame it on me or something.

​[pm] Probably was. Thinks people should be sitting down all the time so he can sit on them. Hates it when I pace.

[...] Don't be. Wasn't your fault, right? Shit like that just [...] happens, in this town. Went back and fixed the dryer, anyway. [user broke in and taped it to the wall.]

[incatsclothing]

@punchalot replied to your post “What if you're never able to be enough?”:

Just enough? Babe, I think you insulted yourself. Or you're leaving the MILFs unsatisfied.

​MILFs are definitely satisfied when I'm done with them, don't worry. Just a turn of the phrase, or whatever you call it. I don't know. These messages suck, dude.

[bazzledazzle]

@doctorareyes replied to your post “[pm] I think I should buy new cute lingerie to...”:

[pm] Fuck me. (Not literally.) That wasn't for you. In other news, I heard we have a mutual friend.

​[pm] Well, I'd be happy to take you literally any time you'd like.

I imagine we have more than one. I'm very well liked. [user gets a stomachache from lying.]

[mortemoppetere]

Good night to stay inside. New movie on [...] the internet. Probably. Fuck if I know. Watch it instead of going out.

[vengeancedemon]

@causefulmoon replied to your post “[pm] I was told to reach out to you cause you like...”:

[pm] But they said you could also help me find the socks. ): It was Jade.

​[pm] Jade is a liar and you should believe nothing she says.

[...]

I will help you find your socks if you give me money.

[vengeancedemon]

@vivlennox replied to your post “What is one thing that has made you happy this...”:

Left cheek, right cheek, or the full moon?

​The whole thing.

[vengeancedemon]

@bladesandtrades replied to your post “[pm] So you were being more of a bitch than usual...”:

[pm] Because of Eve's weird soft spot for you or because you're a nosy creep?

​[pm] Because Eve is my friend and told me about it. You've heard about friends, right? People who aren't you have them. [user grumbles something about wyatt out loud before erasing that.] How do you know?

[vengeancedemon]

@necrosemancy replied to your post “[pm] Why did you cut his head off?”:

[pm] and you didn’t think to run it by me, or at least *warn* me

​[pm] Well, actually, I said, "Rosemary, say something now if you don't want me to cut your dad's head off so that he will not come back as a vengeful undead being whose entire purpose is to kill you," and you said nothing because you were out cold in the floor, so I figured it was fine.

I didn't think it would matter. He was already dead.

[user remembers he told eve he would apologize. he grumbles to himself a little more, muttering in mostly incoherent spanish under his breath.]

Sorry.