#punes

[earhartsease]

The Lands of Ice and Ire

[zakalwe-the-ninth]

"Ibid you already know."         -Terry Pratchett, Pyramids

For fuck's sake, Pterry.

[shrewdnessofseals]

[waysingleton]

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[earhartsease]

not sure what to read into this, but british languages are almost the only ones with a single-syllable word for puns - in almost every other language they're either a polysyllabic word or a string of words meaning "a play on words" and we feel this says something but we don't know what

[earhartsease]

we just found our old list of "film titles with a letter missing" and we want to share them

Teenage Catholic Ninja Turtles: Host in the Shell

three mean girls rule CORGI college: Heaters

"I see dead Jedi": The Sith Sense

dead gardener animated romcom: The Copse Bride

rescuing the handbag-sized Conservative: Toy Tory

girl by night, fish by day: Ladyhake

gay love and asafoetida in South London: Beautiful Hing

James Bond battles with cataracts: Oldeneye

bees conquer the art world: A Tate of Honey

antigravity crooner: The Unbearable Lightness of Bing

for reckless turtle driving: Fining Nemo

he's not the messiah, he's a very constipated boy!: Life of Bran

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for non-brits: CORGI is a professional body that regulates gas engineers (gas as in stoves and heaters, not as in petrol)

[earhartsease]

we know we say this a few times a year but thank you for putting up with our fucking pun tsunami - it helps us with emotional regulation (pff really? well sure, it's all about meshes and patterns and interwoven things) and it's our personal equivalent of pumpkins full o' meat in our ludicrous british hellstate enclosure