#fun puns

[thedeathofthelamb]

hannigram fucks soul deep pun intended

[alto-march-of-death]

If Shinsuke Kita (24) (Inarizaki Grad) Rice Farmer is a dom then is he a crop top?

If Yutaro Kindaichi (22) (aoba johsai grad) college senior starting work as an electrician next year is a sub then is he a power bottom?

i am cackling. this had me in tears-

[sheripper-fanficer]

Hogwarts drabble where madam hooch gets sick and her replacement is basically Helga hufflepuff incarnate:

"Remember first years as you all take flight for the first time; you can't spell Broom without room - safe spaces are good spaces, and that's how we all have fun"

Or he's passing the hallways and hears boys call out

'I'm a pirate!'

'I'm a cool gangster!'

And rushes in to say "Remember, at the middle of gangster there's angst - learn from that."

And you know Draco will use the opportunity to point out "And hey, sir, can't spell moron without Ron –"

And he has no choice but to hand Draco a detention, and Hagrid decides to jump in the game right then and calls out happily

"And ye can't have detention ter without tension, can ye?!"

"Er – not…quite."

And hagrid's embarrassed, and you just know the coach spends the rest of his time at Hogwarts working with hagrid on his spelling whenever he can so he gets it right next time

And a few weeks later it bears it's reward when the slytherins interrupt his class and say loudly how beasts should be restrained by the ministry – beasts like giants

And Hagrid cheerfully calls out "Remember ter kids, can't have restrained without ter bein' rain!" and promptly uses his pink umbrella and hits them all in the face with an aguamenti

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I just made myself feel all fluffy inside

[vannajamma]

[eos-aurora]

What instrument do English Bakers play?

The Crumpet.

[crispynosferatu]

Logan made two dad jokes {x}

[waysingleton]

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[tbhstudying]

ur sEo amazing!!! (see what i did there)

aaaaa cute! thanks :’)))