Hi!! Could I please request Punk!Valdo x Aevryn with the prompt “lipstick’s a good look on you.” please? Thank you so much! 💄😈🎵
A Good Look on You
Punk!Valdryn
a/n: I’ve actually had this little prompt written like forever, but forgot to type it up. Oops.
Prompt: “Lipstick’s a good look on you.”
Word Count: 513
“Valdo,” Aev hissed as he pulled her further back stage. “What’re you doing?” she asked, though her voice was tinged with laughter as he pulled her into his arms, his hands wandering shamelessly.
“What, am I not allowed t’have a little alone time with my very lovely girlfriend before I go on stage?” Valdo asked haughtily, his lips finding her neck before she could answer, a soft moan leaving her mouth rather than the clever comeback she had ready on her tongue.
“Oh, what was that darlin’? I don’t think I heard you,” Valdo teased, biting down on her skin til Aev cried out louder, the sound luckily masked by the cheers of the fans and the sounds of the opening band.
“You arse,” Aevryn huffed, rather breathlessly, affection in her tone.
“C’mon, don’t try to tell me you don’t want me, even a little bit, cause I’m not buyin’ it, my muse.”
“Alright, alright,” Aev laughed, giggling harder as Valdo pinched her ass, making her jump before she pressed herself closer to him. “Yes, I want you, y’cheeky bastard,” she relented, pulling him forward by his gaudy jacket til his lips collided with her and his arms tightened around her waist.
Deepening the kiss, Aevryn slipped her tongue playfully into Valdo’s mouth, enjoying the way his breath hitched before he was snogging her back just as eagerly.
“Careful babe,” Aev cooed, kissing her way down his neck, “don’t wanna get too excited before you go on stage.
“Well, I thought you might take care of that for me, love,” Valdo admitted, groaning as Aev’s hand glided over the front of his tight leather pants.
Cocking an eyebrow, she looked up at him. “How about we take care of that after your set,” she replied, her lips twisting with amusement.
“So cold,” Valdo whined petulantly before noticing her expression. “What?” he asked, his lips twitching into a confused frown.
“Lipstick’s a good look on you, V,” Aev said with a wink as she ran her fingers over his lips, smeared dark red with the lipstick she’d put on earlier, several more dark lip prints littering his neck.
“What?” Valdo exclaimed, rubbing his fingers over his lips, merely smearing it worse. “Oh shit, I didn’t think of that,” he muttered as Aev laughed.
“Hey, don’t blame me,” she countered. “You were the one who wanted to get frisky before the show,” she pointed out.
“You do have a point, songbird,” he huffed. “No regrets though. D’you think it’ll be noticeable on stage?” he asked, already guessing from Aev’s expression that the answer would be yes.
“C’mon, I can help you clean up,” she offered, rising up on her toes to press one more kiss to his lips before pulling him back to the band’s dressing room.
“But I’m gunna leave a couple of these marks on your neck though, just t’let your fangirls know you’re mine.”
“No complaints here, darling,” Valdo replied with a shrug, following her eagerly, his thoughts already on what was to come after the show.
Got my finished commission from @varrix today and to say I’m stunned is an understatement! I’ve been wanting to commission her for so long and it was well worth the wait.
Aev and Valdo look SO GOOD, I’m speechless. Thank you so much!
I was incredibly lucky to be able to commission the amazing @oliviawildesjawline for portraits of Aev & Valdo and I am blown away by how beautiful they are! 💕
10, 12, 20, 23, 30, and 41 for Valdo and Aev (sorry it's so many, I just really like them and need to know everything)
a;lfjkd;lfajk i’m so flattered you’re interested in themmm ;__; <3
10. big spoon/little spoon?
Valdo is the big spoon & Aev’s the little spoon.
12. favorite non-sexual activity?
Taking long soaks in the bath together, cuddling on the couch/in bed while watching tv, & playing music together -- Aev on her fiddle and Valdo on piano or guitar.
20. what do they watch on tv and do they fight for the remote?
They do tend to fight over the remote often, as Valdo shamelessly is a sucker for competition shows while Aev likes dramas/thrillers. They can usually agree on romantic comedies however.
23. who steals the blankets?
Aev. Every time she rolls over she pulls them with her. It’s not on purpose though lol.
30. what does their closet(s) look like?
Valdo’s side of their walk in is meticulously arranged and colour coded, while Aev tends to leave her clothes hung over the backs of chairs or in piles.
41. what would they do if the other one was hurt?
Valdo is insufferable if he even suspects that Aev’s getting ill. He is the ultimate mother hen and will go above and beyond to make sure she is taken care of.
If Valdo’s hurt, he’s more likely to downplay it because he doesn’t want to worry Aev, but once she does know he turns into the biggest baby in her hands and she’s so gentle with him. She’s honestly just as protective, but in a more subtle way.
Word Count: 1.4k
Prompt: “Alone in a cabin in the woods and there are strange noises outside.”
Requested by: Anonymous
a/n: Gosh it’s been so long since I wrote Valdryn. I missed themmmm. Thank you for the request!
“Jesus V, look at this place,” Aev exclaimed, throwing her arms open wide as she circled herself, gaping up at the massive -- if you could even call it a cabin -- cabin.
“You like it?” he asked, a pleased grin crossing his face as he followed her in, carrying their luggage.
“It’s amazing!” she exclaimed with a laugh, practically running up the stairs to the loft overhead.
“Only the best for you, dove,” Valdo replied, leaving their suitcases by the door to ascend the stairs after his wife, finding her already sprawled out on the massive bed, a content smile on her face, her messy curls disheveled around her head like a halo.
“It’s too perfect, I might never want to leave,” she teased as Valdo crawled across the thick comforter to her, caging her in with his arms as he leaned over her for a kiss, his hands beginning to wander.
“Mmm me either,” he admitted, grinning against her lips, kissing her languidly before pulling back.
“Why don’t you get settled in while I get a fire going and start on dinner,” Valdo suggested, much to his wife’s dismay, judging by the soft whine that left her lips, followed by an adorable pout. “Hush now,” Valdo chuckled, giving her one more peck to the lips, “we’ll have all night for that, pet.”
His words seemed to mollify Aevryn and she bounced off the bed after him to retrieve their luggage and begin unpacking.
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After dinner Aev stood at the window watching the sun sink below the horizon; the dark silhouette of the mountains backlit by the fading pinks and oranges of the setting sun, giving way to the inky star speckled blackness above.
“Gosh this place is beautiful,” she mused, accepting the glass of wine Valdo held out to her and leaning into his side as he came to join her.
“I feel like I’m in Twilight,” she joked, getting a laugh from her husband.
“Well, we’re not far from Forks,” Valdo pointed out, taking a sip from his glass.
“Team Jacob, all the way,” Aev said as Valdo rolled his eyes.
“And here I thought you had better taste, sweetling,” Valdo quipped with a cheeky grin. “Team Edward, clearly.”
Aev laughed as she took Valdo’s hand, pulling him back to the couch. “Maybe now that R.Pattz looks like that,” she mused as Valdo plopped down and she crawled into his lap. “Now, where were we earlier?” she asked, slipping her arms over his shoulders.
“My, my, needy aren’t we, darling?” he asked, setting his glass next to Aev’s lest he end up with wine on him as her mouth sought his neck.
“I thought that’s why we came out here in the first place, V,” she replied, kissing back up along his jawline to his ear. “What’s a secluded romantic getaway without the sex?” she teased, bringing a soft groan to her husband’s lips.
“You mistake me, love,” he drawled with a grin, “I quite like it when you take charge.”
Just as he drew his arms around her, pulling her closer, he froze. “Did you hear that?” he asked, jerking upright, his eyes going to the window.
“Hear what?” Aev asked, only pausing long enough to pull the collar of his shirt open further, bending forward to plant her lips to his chest.
Frowning, Valdo grabbed her arms, stopping her, but this time she too heard the soft scratching along the window.
“Okay, I heard that,” she said, her head swinging toward the sound.
For a long moment neither of them moved, both straining their ears. Just as they thought it might’ve just been the wind, beginning to once more relax, a soft thud could be heard from the roof.
“Valdo,” Aev exclaimed, a hint of fear in her voice and she slipped off his lap as he got up, reaching for the heavy brass fire poker near the hearth.
“Don’t, uh, don’t worry, darling,” Valdo replied, turning to give her a reassuring smile that only trembled slightly. “I’m sure it’s probably only an animal of some sort.”
Aev looked doubtful, but followed Valdo to the window to peer out into the darkness, flipping on the outside lights. “Do you see anything?” she asked, holding onto his arm as she scanned the lit area.
“No, I--” Valdo’s answer was cut off by a blood curdling shriek from the other side of the cabin and they both jumped, holding onto each other for dear life.
“What was that?” Aevryn cried, her heart ready to pound out of her chest.
Taking a fortifying breath, Valdo straightened in an attempt to soothe his wife’s fears. “It could still be an animal. I’ve heard rabbits have been known to scream when attacked, sounding chillingly… human,” he rationalized.
“You think that was a rabbit?” Aevryn asked skeptically.
Before Valdo could answer, the sound of pounding against the outside walls filled the air, coming from all sides at once and the pair shrieked again, Aev burying her face in Valdo’s chest.
“Did the website happen to say this place was haunted when you booked the reservation or did you fail to mention that part?” she exclaimed as her husband’s grip on her tightened, eyes warily watching the windows and the pounding suddenly stopped.
“No, this place is new, only built within the year,” he countered weakly.
“Oh, great, so it’s more likely it’s some band of psycho killers wearing masks over their heads come to torment and kill us,” Aev muttered.
“That… that’s not going to happen,” Valdo exclaimed, trying to strengthen his voice. “I’m going to call the police.”
As he reached for his phone movement at the dark window caught his eye and then suddenly a grinning face appeared, accompanied by a loud bang sending Valdo rearing back, he and Aevryn both screaming in surprise once more.
However, moments later, muffled laughter could be heard outside and Valdo’s alarm turned to a mix of annoyance and murderous rage as he realized it was only Jaskier. Rounding of his wife, he gave her his most unamused glare.
“And I suppose you knew nothing about this?” he asked as she fought back a relieved laugh.
“What, Gods no!” she cried, holding up her hands in innocence. “I was just as scared as you were,” she exclaimed when he merely looked disbelieving. “Feel my heart, V, it’s racing,” she continued, taking his hand to place over her chest and finally his scowl disappeared.
“Then how the hell did they know we were here?” he wondered, following his wife to the door to let their friends inside.
“I may have mentioned we were taking a trip,” Aev admitted as she tugged open the door, “but I didn’t tell them where.”
“I have my ways,” Yennefer intoned cryptically as she swanned inside, followed by Geralt and [y/n]; Jaskier bringing up the rear.
“You should’ve seen your faces!” he exclaimed gleefully, throwing his arms wide as soon as he passed the threshold.
“Yes, you definitely scared the piss outta us,” Aev replied wryly as she hugged him. “But you do know what that means,” she replied meaningfully.
“Oh, I’d love to see you try to best me,” Jaskier laughed. “Bring it on Swift!”
“Swift-Marx,” Valdo grumbled under his breath as he shut the door and joined the others in the living area. “So much for our romantic getaway,” he said, wearing a long suffering, if somewhat disappointed look. “Now it’s more of a… group slumber party,” he groaned as Aev patted his shoulder, his disappointment echoed less prominently in her sea green eyes.
“Don’t worry Valdo,” [y/n] cut in with a warm smile. “We have our own cabins, so you’ll still have your privacy.”
At that Valdo’s expression brightened considerably, and he joined his wife by the armchair across from the sectional, pulling her into his lap.
“Well, that certainly changes thing,” he quipped, flashing Aevryn a wink, who grinned back shamelessly while Jaskier made a face.
“Who’s up for some cards?” [y/n] announced with a clap, in an attempt to segue to other topics, reaching for a deck of cards from her bag.
“Oh, by the way, Pankratz,” Valdo said suddenly, drawing Jaskier’s attention, his eyebrows climbing. “We accept your challenge.”
At this Jaskier’s boyish grin returned as he stared down his best friend and her rather haughty husband. “Perfect, but just so you know, it may be hard to get the jump on me with Geralt as my bodyguard this weekend,” he exclaimed.
“Oh no, I’m having no part of this,” Geralt grumbled, picking up the cards [y/n] had dealt him. “You’re on your own, Jask.”
Jaskier’s confident grin faltered and he began to sweat in earnest at the alarmingly devious smile on Aev’s face, echoed smoothly on Valdo’s, and he swallowed, quickly picking up his cards.
“Wh-who’s turn is it, hmm?”
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Tag list: @ficsandcatsandficsandcats @magic-multicolored-miracle @nevadawolfe
A collaborative Modern Witcher AU written by @ficsandcatsandficsandcats and myself, in which Jaskier, Geralt, & Yennefer are members of the punk band Vicious Mockery and the reader is a fan who ends up coming along with them on tour and begins dating Jaskier. Also features a couple of original characters and rival Valdo Marx.
*denotes smut
Drabbles/One Shots
Prequel/Past
Shut Up and Dance ( Valdryn )
A Good Look on You ( Valdryn )
*Choice Accomidations ( Valdryn )
Prequel 1 ( Jaskier x Indie!Reader )
Blonde ( Valdo x terrible decisions )
*Prequel 2 ( Jaskier x Indie!Reader )
Main Storyline
*Fingered in the Bus ( Jaskier x f!Reader )
Mosh Pit ( Jaskier x f!Reader )
Hugs ( Jaskier x f!Reader )
*Backstage ( Jaskier x f!Reader )
*Wearing his Shirt ( Jaskier x f!Reader )
Piercings ( Jaskier x f!Reader )
*Mistakes Were Made ( Valdryn )
Twister ( Jaskier x f!Reader )
Stay Away from Aevryn ft. Valdo ( Jaskier x f!Reader )
*More Mistakes Were Made ( Valdryn )
-> Road Trip takes place approx. here <-
*Distractions ( Jaskier x f!Reader )
Too Drunk to be Driving ( Jaskier x f!Reader )
A Favour ( Valdryn )
Proposal ( Jaskier x f!Reader )
Tattoos ( Jaskier x f!Reader )
D&D ( The Whole Gang )
Tour Bus Snuggles ( Jaskier x f!Reader )
A Puppy ( Valdryn / Platonic!Valdo x Reader )
Stupid Handsome Face ( Valdryn )
A Perfect Proposal ( Valdryn )
Fetch ( Valdryn )
Swift-Marx Wedding ( Valdryn )
*A Very Valdryn Honeymoon ( Valdryn )
Breakfast in Bed ( Valdryn )
Not Good Enough ( Valdryn )
Can’t Sleep ( Valdryn )
Disaster Wedding ( Jaskier x f!Reader )
Staycation Honeymoon ( Jaskier x f!Reader )
Double Date ( Jaskier x f!Reader / Valdryn )
First Fight ( Jaskier x f!Reader )
Just Good Like That ( Valdryn )
Washing Hair ( Valdryn )
Cabin in the Woods ( The Whole Gang )
Movie Night ( The Whole Gang )
*In the Cemetary ( Valdryn )
Don’t What Me ( Valdryn )
Future [ft. Sam, Ciri, & Nic]
Tea & Nursery ft. Valdo ( Jaskier x f!Reader / Platonic!Jaskier & Valdo )
Girl’s Night ( The Punk!Girls )
Giving Birth ( Jaskier x f!Reader )
I found you in crying in the bathroom at the Grammys ( Jaskier x f!Reader )
Sam’s First Birthday ( The Whole Gang )
First Word ( Jaskier x f!Reader )
The Kiss Monster ( Jaskier x f!Reader )
First Anniversary ( Jaskier x f!Reader )
Future ft. Sam ( Jaskier x f!Reader )
Brunch ( The Whole Gang )
Introducing Ciri ( Geralt x Yennefer )
Ciri’s Room ( The Whole Gang )
Uncle Valdo ft. Sam ( Jaskier x f!Reader / Valdryn )
Twinsies ft. Sam & Ciri [ Jaskier x f!Reader / Valdryn )
Pre-teen Sam ( Jaskier x f!Reader )
It Was Always Him, Wasn’t It ( Valdryn )
Sweets ft. Pre-teen Sam & Nic ( Valdryn )
First Date ft. the Uncle Squad ( Sam x Nic )
Jealous ( Sam x Nic )
Promposal ( Sam x Nic )
Series
Road Trip (takes place after More Mistakes Were Made) - Completed
Part 1 — Coming Out of My Cage
Part 2 — Out Here in the Field
*Part 3 — It’s All Over Baby, But I’m Still Yours
Part 4 — But Where’s Your Heart
Part 5 — If You Need Anyone
Part 6 — Your Shockwave Whisper has Sealed Your Fate
Part 7 — It Was Not Your Fault, But Mine
Part 8 — Hold Out Your Hand
Part 9 — And We’ll All Float On Okay
Famous Last Words [ Valdryn / Platonic!Jaskier & Aevryn ] (Prequel) - Hiatus
Part I — I Can't Do Everything but I'd Do Anything For You
Part II — All I Do is Kiss You Through the Bars of a Rhyme
Part III — I Can't Do Anything Except Be in Love With You
Art
Punk!Jaskier
Punk!Yennefer
Punk!Aevryn (oc)
Punk!Geralt
Punk!Valdo
Masterpost
Picrew: Gang + 2nd Gen
Valdryn Commission - Varrix
Valdryn Commission - Soddingcloudgazer
Aev & Valdo Portrait Commission - witchesconstellation
Hey bro, I have not requested anything for a while, but here I come! Would you pretty please write me any scene you’ve been itching to write for punk!au? I miss it so lol
Fandom: The Witcher
Pairing: Punk!Valdo x Punk!Aevryn, Punk!Jaskier x Reader, Punk!Geralt x Punk!Yennefer
Word Count: 750
Rating: G
Taglist: @heroics-and-heartbreak @whatevermonkey @mynamesoundslikesherlock @magic-multicolored-miracle
a/n: Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, maybe not this month… But maybe… Someday…xo
“You sure about this?”
Valdo huffed and rolled his eyes, lowering his sunglasses so the emerald eyes could more keenly pierce Jaskier with an incredulous look.
“No, Pankratz,” he drawled sarcastically, “I’ve only been married to the woman for five years. I clearly know nothing about what she wants for her birthday.”
Jaskier bit back a flurry of retorts at the calming touch of your hand on his arm.
“Valdo?” you said sweetly.
“Yes darling?” Valdo asked, eyes immediately tender and sincere with you.
“You’re being a dick,” you answered, though not unkindly. He sighed and nodded, a slightly petulant look in his eyes.
“It’s true. Apologies, Y/N, I have to admit that underneath my bravado there is a slight – very slight – twinge of uncertainty about this plan myself,” he confessed.
“Well they’re coming now so better have another puppy up your sleeve if this goes awry,” Jaskier said as a black car rolled into view. After a quick glance at the now visibly anxious Valdo he gruffly added, “She’s going to love it.”
Geralt walked out of the driver’s side with Yennefer and a blindfolded Aevryn getting out of the back. Yen helped guide Aevryn over. Valdo’s face lit up in a brilliant smile that you never got tired of seeing. There had been a time when this would have seemed like an impossible dream but even Jaskier had to admit (to you, in secret, after much alcohol and a pinky promise never to tell anyone else) that Valdo loved her in a way that was truly singular and special and they were happy.
“Alright is someone going to tell me what’s going on yet?” Aevryn asked, arms outstretched in front of her wildly as though Yennefer’s hands weren’t on her shoulder guiding her carefully. Yen walked her silently up to Valdo and she smiled beneath the blindfold.
“V?”
He stole a kiss before undoing the black silk kerchief he’d given Geralt to tie around her eyes before he left that morning to prepare the surprise.
“How did you know?” he laughed.
“You’re wearing the cologne I got you,” she answered simply, “Besides, I’d know you anywhere.”
After a few long seconds of the pair smiling at each other, Jaskier cleared his throat, jogging Valdo out of his reverie.
“Ah! Yes! Ok, Aev, remember when I asked about what you wanted for your birthday and you said you didn’t know and were generally no help whatsoever?”
“I do, yes,” she answered glibly with a little mischievous smile. He always fussed about her not helping him as if he didn’t have five plans by the time he asked her anyway.
“Jaskier and I came up with a plan. Are you ready?” Valdo asked.
“I doubt it,” she laughed, looking around the parking lot they’d driven to. It looked vaguely familiar to her but not in a way she could quite place. Valdo looked to Jaskier, who was still staring at him with wide-eyed surprise at receiving any credit from his one-time enemy, expectantly.
“Right!” he said, coming out of it and pulling up his phone. He held it up to his ear and after half a ring said, “It’s time.”
At the sound of the engine revving to life nearby, Aevryn’s entire face lit up and her eyes widened.
“You fucking didn’t,” she gasped. Valdo nodded behind her and she looked over to find an old Volkswagen bus creeping its way closer, Geralt (who she just realized had snuck away) in the driver’s seat.
“I told you we kept it around,” Jaskier said as they ran up to the van. She pressed her hands lovingly against the van and turned back to look at her husband and best friend.
“This is so wonderful, god the memories,” she sighed happily.
“You always told me that the one thing that marred those happy memories was that we were still… working things out. And I can’t go back in time and undo what happened, but I can offer you new ones in their stead,” Valdo said. She looked between him and Jaskier, confusion breaking into delight.
“Wait… are you saying….” Her voice trailed off, waiting for confirmation. Geralt stepped out of the van and tossed her the keys as Yennefer reached into her purse and pulled out a somehow still chilled can of Redbull.
“C’mon Swift-Marx,” Valdo said with a wink and a note of pride in his voice as he recited their joined surnames, “We’ve got a road trip to go on.”
