#punkfang

[raileurta]

Ranking atsv ships

Spiderdads 9.5/10

This ship is really good! I love the dynamics of Peter and Miguel, they're so interesting to me. The only reason it's not ten is because MJ isn't included.

Flowerpunk 3/10

It's not my thing and it low-key makes me uncomfortable. (I headcanon Hobie to be 17)

Lego99 7.2/10

This is actually the first thing I started shipping in this fandom! This is one of my favorite crack ships period.

Ghostflower 6/10

I think they're cute. I also like the way they incorporated their romance in the movie. (Which is a high tier complement coming from me)

Holofang 8.7/10

I find the idea of these two getting together really intriguing. Robot x human is a very delicious concept for me.

Spiderparents 10000/10

This is the best ship in the entire fandom. Miguel my babygirl deserves to be in a Parker sandwich. Peter has two hands you know?

Punkfang 1/10

While this could technically be legal if Hobie is 18 in canon it's still weird as hell.

Ben99 5/10

I'm kinda indifferent to this ship. I don't really like or dislike it.

Flowerbyte 4/10

I know people will ship anything (I relate) but honestly I don't get the appeal.

Ghostpunk 3.5/10

Same thing with Miles x Hobie but Gwen is 16 so it's okay if Hobie is 17. I still don't like this ship as I see him as an older brother figure to Gwen.

Peni x anyone 0/10

She's like 13, she shouldn't be shipped with anyone period.

Miguel x spidersonas 7/10

It can be a mixed bag sometimes but the good definitely outweighs the bad. I love when people draw their spidersonas [redacted] Miguel especially when he is being [redacted] on [redacted].

Flowerfang -999999999999999999/10

There's not enough words in the English language to describe how disgusted I am by this ship. I should be used to this shit by now but it somehow still surprises me.

Fangbike 6.4/10

There's some extremely tasty fanfiction that I have read of this ship. I won't really seek it out but I won't say no.

That's about every popular(ish) ship I could think of. You can let me know in the comments if I should have included another one.

[burntpastel]

hobies turn. couldnt decide if i liked the halftones or not

cw suggestive?? imminent noncon?????

[yumiibits]

Tell me this isn't cannon

Ok so I'm slowly moving away from FlowerFang I'm more into PunkFang now and tell me Hobie and Miguel don't hate fuck I mean really, Miguel is basically an autocrat with him being the leader n all and Hobie goes against him ALL the time like tell me there's no tension there.

[caprisxng]

lately i’ve been really into the whole spider-man series. yet another rarepair, who is surprised? not me lol

[goldenrevelries]

paint the sheets red

a fangpunk / punk99 snippet of a wip

cw // mentions of period + hint of smut (now)

// smut , blood, trans unlabeled hobie (to be written o7)

sorry for the abrupt ending, i am sleepyy

"apparently—"

miguel grunts and interrupts her, "check on earth-50101, i'm still not convinced the spot's invasion and consequent activation of the collider are direct factors in the disruption of prabhakar's canon event."

"—an orgasm helps to alleviate period cramps."

in painstakingly slowness, miguel looks up from a data pad, turns, and stares at an expectant LYLA.

"what," miguel says, deliberate and with no inflection, hoping against all hope he heard wrong.

"you heard me, miggy-poo. and, don't worry, jess' already on it! honestly, she deserves a raise for taking the initiative and babysitting a man-child."

miguel can already feel a migraine chipping away at his temples. "LYLA."

she flutters a hand at him, standing with her her other hand on her hip then laying on a holo-settee and kicking her feet then holding out her phone for a quick selfie with him as the focus, complete with a fucking bunny filter. "we got it, take a chill pill, migsy-wigsy! as for the little trivia, food for thought and all that."

somehow, she's able to convey the emoticon :3c without any change from her perpetually mischievous expression.

what the fuck.

"what the f–you know what?" miguel rubs the space between his eyes. "never mind. do whatever but leave me out of it, alright?"

"yes, sir, boss man sir!"

—

an orgasm helps to alleviate period cramps seems to be stuck at the back of his mind throughout the day, distracting miguel enough that he doesn't notice mayday spinning upside down from one of his elbows (he still caught her though, even without any 'spidey senses' so hah!).

"brown incoming—"

LYLA's warning (if anyone can call it that when it's said in a sing-song voice a warning) comes too late.

but it is enough for miguel to take a second to brace himself for brown's increasingly... creative entrances.

which, for today, is a flying leap and wrapping his thighs around miguel's neck, calves coming to rest on his chest. miguel shoves down the disappointed thought of should've turned so that he's in front of brown's p—

"get off." miguel is so done.

"afternoon to ya too, boss spider."