#punkstrid

[avannak]

Thoughts on Astrid having a Septum Piercing

For a punkstrid situation? Hell yeah! (photo manipulation of this perfect photo with perfect piercing for perfect punkstrid)

[ireallylikevikings]

Astrid teaching Hiccup how to Skate

Ok, so i’ve decided to try my hand at writing. this is my first fanfic ever and it is completely amateur and probably horrible but i decided to post it because I can only improve. Doesn't really have a name (am i supposed to name it?) so for now it is just Astrid teaching Hiccup how to skate.

I don’t know if anyone has written anything like this. I just thought of it now and I was like ‘what the heck’. So this is basically some Hiccstrid fluff of Astrid teaching her totally uncoordinated boyfriend how to skateboard. 

Enjoy! (hopefully!)

Astrid teaching Hiccup to Skate

 "Just put your feet there!" She snapped, irritably trying to place her boyfriends feet on the board.

 "It's not as easy as it looks!"

 "Well try harder!"

 "Astrid we've been at this for hours, maybe I'm just not cut out to skate. This is your thing, I'm more…"

 "Nerdy?" Astrid cut in.

 "Well, yeah."

 “You test out your crazy inventions.”

 “Yes, but Astrid I trust those. This, this is a death sentence.” He wrinkled his nose at the offending piece of wood.

 Astrid huffed, stamping her foot and Hiccup couldn't help but think how cute she looked, her sweaty bangs sticking to her forehead with the sleeves of her red shirt- his red shirt, rolled up to her elbows (because she absolutely refused to wear arm and knee pads, opting only for the helmet that he insisted she wear).

 "..ccup, Hiccup." She quipped, snapping her fingers in front of his face.

 "Huh, yeah hey." He smiled his dorky smile, showing off the gap between his teeth and Astrid softened. His crooked smile and bright green eyes always got to her.

 "Please try again? I really want to skate with you." She pouted, knowing exactly what it did to him.  

 Damn, she was playing dirty and she knew it. He knew she knew it. He never could say no to that face.

 "Fine I'll try it." He huffed, resigned. Adjusting his arm and kneepads for the hundredth time he prepared for his imminent death.

 "Babe, you're fine, lets go!" she jumped on her board and reached down to grab his hands.

 "Ok just stand on the board"

 He did, wobbling dangerously.

 "See! There you go!"

 Hiccup rolled his eyes at his girlfriend’s enthusiasm for the dangerous sport. He honestly had no desire to ride an unsafe, wooden board on concrete at a high speed, it was just an accident waiting to happen, but Astrid loved it, so he decided to try. He placed a quick kiss on the tip of her nose and she smiled at him. Yup, he would do just about anything for that smile. Snotlout was right, he was completely whipped.

 "Ok hold on to me and you'll be fine." She said, shaking him out of his thoughts. She pushed off and they gently glided down the street.

 “See! It’s fine!”

 He looked over at her, trying to lose his balance. She was beautiful, her blonde hair blowing slightly in the breeze, with her flushed cheeks and exhilarated grin.

 “Let’s go faster!” She shouted, pushing off the ground to speed them up. Soon they were flying down the road, Hiccup gripping her hand for dear life.

 “Astrid!” Hiccup yelled nervously. “I don’t think this is a very good idea!”

 “It’s fun!” she yelled back over the wind, a determined look on her face as she sank forward lower and they sped up.

 ‘Gods help me, I’ve fallen in love with a madwomen’ he thought.

 Suddenly, Hiccup felt the board twist underneath him, the wheel catching on a rock that had come loose from the street. The force jolting his hand from Astrid, the board, and a very panicked Hiccup, careening off the street and into a bush.

 He heard Astrid skid to a stop a few feet away. Perfectly kicking the board into her outstretched hand and her hurried footfalls and she made her way towards him.

 “Hiccup! Are you alright?” she placed her hand on the side of his face, fluttering about as if not sure what to do.

 He sat up, dazed. Moving his arms and legs to make sure everything was in working order. He appeared unharmed, the only casualty being the skateboard, which had lodged itself firmly under the bush.

 “And that, is why I don’t skate.” He said, standing up and shaking off leaves and twigs from his hair before reaching under the bush and trying to dislodge the board, to no avail.

 Astrid giggled, running her fingers through his auburn hair to remove any left over foliage.

 “Maybe you should stick to your inventions.” She suggested, trying not to laugh.

 Hiccup nodded vehemently and Astrid laughed at her boyfriend’s freckled face.

 “But it was fun before you crashed.” She sidled closer to him and he reached his arm around her waist and pulled her closer.

 He kissed her shoulder.

 “Yeah,” he said, his laughter muffled in the crook of her neck, “It was fun.”

[min-xie]

There was a themed collab thing on twitter so there was so many punk disney/ dreamworks/ pixar characters and I really… love the theme so I just…

yeah

it feels weird because everyone is korean and my english sticks out so much especially since I’m not a part of the thing anyway but SCREAMIN I’LL DRAW WHATEVER I WANT NO ONE CAN STOP ME

Please do not repost, I don’t care if you give credit or not; just don’t.